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	<*))meh)>< Sally Hellacious	goddamn, you have hella issues....ahem.... of course, all I meant to say was....congratulations!   Posted by <*))meh)>< on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:20 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Thank you.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:54 PM [Reply to this]

	swag	Cheer up. Maybe you just have to take a heavy-duty shit.   Posted by swag on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:22 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	I've made some genuinely beautiful turds in the past, but this will certainly be the most beautiful.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:09 PM [Reply to this]

	C-Ray	Baby seat? Just get the little red wagon.   Posted by C-Ray on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:25 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	The red wagon will stay MINE!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:56 PM [Reply to this]

	Donkey Puncharello	Ooh how sweet! Your little bundle will become Daddy's little moneymaker soon enough! What's the going rate for selling your kid to the circus lately? Watchout for those pregnancy induced hemorrhoids!   Posted by Donkey Puncharello on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:25 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Thanks for the tip. I just poked, and so far so good.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:57 PM [Reply to this]

	. e,la;ine	mmmmmm babies....   Posted by . e,la;ine on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:30 PM [Reply to this]

	Just me...Lisa	^ that pict is toooo funny   Posted by Just me...Lisa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:55 PM [Reply to this]

	Just me...Lisa	^ that pict is toooo funny   Posted by Just me...Lisa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:55 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Only Obama can eat my baby's brains!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:05 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Hillary does cross the line from time to time.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 5:14 PM [Reply to this]

	MaltedAlgae	You'll be needing one of these soon.   Posted by MaltedAlgae on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:32 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	I already have one with a child-safe lid.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:35 PM [Reply to this]

	C-Ray	As for baby names: "Two-heads" or perhaps, "Metaphor"   Posted by C-Ray on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 8:32 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Those are a little too common today, don't you think?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:01 PM [Reply to this]

	C-Ray	Yes darling, I've been reprimanded.   Posted by C-Ray on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:38 PM [Reply to this]

	C-Ray	I deserved that.   Posted by C-Ray on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 10:38 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	No darling, they're absolutely lovely names, for your own children.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:43 PM [Reply to this]

	C-Ray	I deserve that too.   Posted by C-Ray on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 10:49 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Honey, Oprah Strength, Beauty and Power!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 10:53 PM [Reply to this]

	Uncle Nathan	Splendid news! Have you notified the National Enquirer and The Globe? For a name, how about "Goodtime" or maybe "Ebola"?   Posted by Uncle Nathan on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:05 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	"Ebola" is nice, but "Goodtime" sounds too ethnic.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:10 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	"Oprah" is a good strong name. You're saying I could take that without being sued now?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:20 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Is that the Martha Stewart Collection? I have my eye on it -- hint, hint...   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:12 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Still a good brand.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:36 PM [Reply to this]

	Vera Munson--Born Again Christian Vera Munson	As you may well know, I am both a lactation expert and somewhat of an authority figure in fetal development. I believe you will be proud to know that I have detected what appears to be a deposit of desquamated epithelial keratin and some lipid material, or for the lay person thoracopagus parasiticus. It's still early, but I am rarely wrong about these things. What an exciting prospect. Congratulations!   Posted by Vera Munson--Born Again Christian on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:15 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	In layman's terms, does that mean a big cock?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:17 PM [Reply to this]

	CJMICHIELS Chris Michiels	MS, Quite an achievement - most people say "Go fuck yourself", but how many actually do it? c   Posted by CJMICHIELS on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:49 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Thanks. I was waiting for someone to get that one out of our systems.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:51 PM [Reply to this]

	Just me...Lisa	yes...please do tell. I'd be happy to learn that skill   Posted by Just me...Lisa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 9:56 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Well, it helps to be a hermaphrodite, but there are reasonably priced silicone appliances available on the internet that can help those who aren't as blessed. I can't endorse any because I'll be coming out with my own for Xmas. But it's a commitment...   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 10:24 PM [Reply to this]

	audge podge!	It's like you can read my mind...I was just telling my husband we should get an Emmanuelle movie from netflix, but he's no fan of fur pie...hey, maybe you could name the baby Furpie!   Posted by audge podge! on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 11:28 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Hubbie needs to expand his palate.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 11:40 PM [Reply to this]

	audge podge!	Oooh! Or speaking of Oprah, what about Va-jay jay!   Posted by audge podge! on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 11:32 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Maybe just p vajay. Or viddy.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 11:47 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Affirm Life!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 11:54 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Wanna start a website?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 11:49 AM [Reply to this]

	Jonathan Swift Jonathan Swift	Why ever for?   Posted by Jonathan Swift on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 4:24 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	You have a better proposal?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 11:28 AM [Reply to this]

	Bad Ass Momma	LOL Congrats   Posted by Bad Ass Momma on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 7:23 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Thnx Bad Ass!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 11:30 AM [Reply to this]

	Anna	But when is the due date? And is there a Godfather (I and II, please, but you can keep III)? Or perhaps, in this case of virgin misconception, a godholyghost? I'll hold off on congratulations until you've carried the little one to term, so as not to jinx you. Jinx might work as a name, come to think of it. The x seems appropriate, because it has at least one of those chromosomes.   Posted by Anna on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 10:46 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Fortunately this one has chromosomes to spare!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 11:47 AM [Reply to this]

	Fuck♥That™	Congrats! How about the name Testicules...or maybe Fallopia??? Nice new default in celebration of the magical little self~stroked gift!   Posted by Fuck♥That™ on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 9:23 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Thanks. "Fallopia" is a family name, but not from a part of the family I like. Naming a baby just isn't an easy thing, is it? I'm smoking like a chimney over it!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 9:43 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Is he still alive? And are you his deal--err--friend?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 10:00 PM [Reply to this]

	Brooke	you'll have a hard time keeping that kid in a cage with 13 fingers ;)   Posted by Brooke on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 11:06 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Not with the Baby-Taser! "It delivers a smaller shock, just for the tots." Thanks Ronco!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 11:19 PM [Reply to this]

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