Who Gives Kudos: Faust (2) Mitzi (2) Beatrix The.. (2) Just Jeff v.. (2) Savior Self (2) Albi, The R.. (2) Penrose (2) Kandis [[Th.. (2) *Joe* (2) Cat (2) Special K (2) * Christy L.. (2) In Memory o.. (2) . e,la;ine (2) <*))meh).. (2) CJMICHIELS (2) Anna (2) the Corpora.. (2) Cheryl Buff.. (2) Vinny T Spen (2)

	Christian Santa	Posted by Christian Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 5:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Savior Self	this aint "live"!   Posted by Savior Self on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 10:11 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	yes it is.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 10:14 PM [Reply to this]

	Jacob Jacob Enriquez	What are your views on anal sex?   Posted by Jacob on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 5:44 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Often well-lit.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 5:53 PM [Reply to this]

	Beatrix The Twat	Lol I like it (the quip..not the view)   Posted by Beatrix The Twat on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 8:13 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	You leave the view to me, darlin'...   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 8:20 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	OK, let me just throw this one out at you all... Sarah Palin was recently pranked on-air by a Montreal radio comedian, who pretended (by adopting a surprising BAD French accent) to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Why would she be so chummy with someone she believed to be French?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 5:52 PM [Reply to this]

	Cat	TOO FUNNY!!   Posted by Cat on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:41 PM [Reply to this]

	Faust	Is the Mrs not-so-smart? Someone revealed that Nostradamus predicted a winner in this election, and people thought it was McCain because of this quatrain: At the war's end: The Feeble Kept One will strike down the Night And his Imbecile Queen will rise from the snow Bedecked in finery and the pelt of a wolf. Granted, this could be interpreted a number of ways, and I suspect it might also refer to a solid bowel movement. Mormon Santa trumps Nostradamus any day, any way.   Posted by Faust on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 5:52 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	I could easily be that "Imbecile Queen" rising from the snow...   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 6:02 PM [Reply to this]

	Mitzi	Mormon Santa 2 looks very weary of Mormon Santa in his photo... is this a mistake?   Posted by Mitzi on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 6:25 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	You'd have to ask him. Sadly, it was recently necessary that he be made a mute.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 7:00 PM [Reply to this]

	Beatrix The Twat	Will Koala-baiting be placed on the national curriculum?   Posted by Beatrix The Twat on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 7:14 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	It is far more important that we use the Koala as bait in trapping Chinese Pandas, and other Non-American zoo animals who have overstayed their welcome.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 7:23 PM [Reply to this]

	Just Jeff v2.0	Ok...so I'll vote for you..LOL   Posted by Just Jeff v2.0 on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 7:27 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	I am encouraged by the fact that you can "write-in" things...   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 7:35 PM [Reply to this]

	Savior Self	I'll write you in Santy. Oklahoma only has 7 votes anyway!   Posted by Savior Self on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 8:00 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Not after I'm done with it... ;8<)   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 8:06 PM [Reply to this]

	Albi, The Racist Dragon	I'm straight, but would you allow me to marry a GAY man or lesbian woman??   Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 8:50 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	How does BOTH sound?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 8:54 PM [Reply to this]

	Penrose Jakob Lewis	I thought a Plantard was a guy who was terrible at botany.   Posted by Penrose on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:45 PM [Reply to this]

	Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]]	lol...   Posted by Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]] on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 2:29 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Yeah, same guy.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 10:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	OK, John McCain is often touted as a "funny guy"... But, seriously, Mormon Santa would have been much funnier as a clueless, teleprompted candidate on SNL, no...?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 11:06 PM [Reply to this]

	Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]]	but you likely would have been impossible to pry loose once you started humping Tina Fey's leg....   Posted by Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]] on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:51 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Tina would recognize a good sight gag if she felt it.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:20 PM [Reply to this]

	Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]]	and I thought Plantard was just a kind of wart... so puzzling to know of a Frenchman with so many talents...   Posted by Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]] on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:53 AM [Reply to this]

	Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]]	OMG! A Plantard is also a kind of nutmeat!!!! This french guy is un-fucking-believable!!!   Posted by Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]] on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 7:12 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	French is a more beautiful and expressive language than English.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:25 PM [Reply to this]

	*Joe*	I find the best strategy is to start in the soft middle of the nation and work your way outward. You know the old saying: as goes North Dakota, so goes South Dakota. But seriously, how do you respond to critics who note that your constituents do not possess the gross motor skills - nor indeed the opposable thumbs - necessary to pull voting levers?   Posted by *Joe* on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 2:56 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	I believe most modern voting machines require merely a rigid appendage.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:24 PM [Reply to this]

	Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]]	I think I remember Ringo saying something cryptic about "Lever Pullers" in The Yellow Submarine... but I could be mis-remembering...   Posted by Kandis [[The Dorky Sprite]] on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 3:59 AM [Reply to this]

	Special K Personal Assistant	What have you done for me lately? ;)   Posted by Special K on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 2:24 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	I felt your pain while touching myself.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:30 PM [Reply to this]

	* Christy Lou Who * Christina Tolentino	you got Plantard? Why did I not read this earlier? French (boo) but yeah, the accent is much needed in any campaign - it says, "I have an accent, therefore I sound like I know what I'm talking about"   Posted by * Christy Lou Who * on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 4:58 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	WORD! *said with bad French-Canadian accent*   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 5:01 PM [Reply to this]

	In Memory of Mr. V	Love the picture of Mrs. Mormon Santa... the rest of your wives out campaigning for you??   Posted by In Memory of Mr. V on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 5:02 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Yes, in spirit, and on a different planet.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 5:03 PM [Reply to this]

	. e,la;ine	I was thinking of making use of the capitalist system and putting my vote on ebay....highest bidder gets their choice.   Posted by . e,la;ine on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 5:53 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	How entrepreneurial of you.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 7:10 PM [Reply to this]

	<*))meh)>< Sally Hellacious	I voted early. Now, to hunker down for the shitstorm.   Posted by <*))meh)>< on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 7:34 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	It's all up to the witchdoctors now...   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 7:38 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Cathy has one idiot Mommy...   Posted by Mormon Santa on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 9:50 PM [Reply to this]

	CJMICHIELS Chris Michiels	MS Thank goodness "experience" is way overrated... c   Posted by CJMICHIELS on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 10:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated! You betcha!   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 4:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Anna	Sorry for your loss (although maybe on your map, you won).   Posted by Anna on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 9:09 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	I'm pretty sure I won. Did you hear something that I haven't?   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 4:49 PM [Reply to this]

	the Corporate Zombie SociallyTrasmitted Funk	congratulationsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss   Posted by the Corporate Zombie on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 12:05 AM [Reply to this]

	Mormon Santa	Thanks. You gotta embrace technology.   Posted by Mormon Santa on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 4:51 PM [Reply to this]

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