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Russell Brand


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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 34
Sign: Gemini

Country: UK
Signup Date: 5/1/2006
Friday, July 25, 2008 

I am proud to be hosting the mtv vma awards. I'm going to celebrate by doing lesbian kisses with both britney and madonna and i'll be giving michael jackson a special award to celebrate his birthday- which, coincidentally is also a lesbian kiss. X

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Påßߥ
Paddy De Lasa

 
excellent! when and where are the awards happening?
 
Posted by Påßߥ on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 3:23 PM
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Holliie Viictoriia♥
Hollie Scofield

 

GREAT
When are the awards?
And may i take this time to actually say:
your fucking amazing,unique, funny,YOUR EVRYTHING GOOOD (:
ly russell
Ooo amd my goldfish is named after you tehe ;)
xxxxx

 
Posted by Holliie Viictoriia♥ on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 4:05 PM
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CM2Feathers

 
Another lovely gig for good ole' Russ!!! Way to go!!!! I will definitely be watching ;) Just think the colonies will be yours again in no time. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!

oxoxoxo
ME ;)
 
Posted by CM2Feathers on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 5:58 PM
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Kristen Elizabeth

 
Ahhh, can't wait to see you on American TV again! I was in tears watching you on Conan a week or so ago...you're a legend!

xxx
 
Posted by Kristen Elizabeth on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 7:15 PM
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♥Christina
Christina Cuffe

 
YEY!
 
Posted by ♥Christina on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 7:34 PM
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The Guy

 
<3

Oi! Afterparty at the Chateau?

;X
 
Posted by The Guy on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 8:57 PM
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pandora'

 
JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY :)
 
Posted by pandora' on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 3:11 PM
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PETROLandKLORINE
Jennifer Pickett

 
I haven't watched the VMA's in years but I'll watch because you'll be hosting. It should actually be funny this year! I'm looking forward to it.

Jennifer
 
Posted by PETROLandKLORINE on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 3:37 PM
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Shazzie

 
I am proud of your lesbian kisses. Can I have one? I've just made a recipe called Russell Brand's Hair Fell On My Plate. It's sea spaghetti. I just wanted an excuse to put you in my new book actually. xlxoxvxex
 
Posted by Shazzie on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 4:16 PM
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Andre the BFG

 
Don't get too close to that Michael Jackson. If he takes a fancy to any part of your anatomy he's likely to have it removed and surgically grafted onto himself. You don't hear much about Bubbles the Chimp nowadays do you?
 
Posted by Andre the BFG on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 5:53 PM
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Beckyy boooooo
Becky horne

 
haha gta luv the lesbian kisses, cnt wait 2 watch!!
 
Posted by Beckyy boooooo on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 6:01 PM
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Sally
Sally Stevens Holmyard

 
Its on September the 7th x
 
Posted by Sally on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 6:21 PM
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Whö The Fuck Is Carlössss !

 
crazy bastard hahaaaa x
 
Posted by Whö The Fuck Is Carlössss ! on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 6:27 PM
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♥sammy-Jo♥

 
yeh just the same as teh girl below said
when and where?
x
 
Posted by ♥sammy-Jo♥ on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 6:49 PM
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Aniyah M ©

 
Wonderful news Mr Brand, feel all proud of you so I do *blushes from the embarrassment of being proud of someone I don't personally know*

So, yeah... you'll do great.

Best wishes x
 
Posted by Aniyah M © on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 7:44 PM
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Mister Me
Mister Me

 
you should give jackson a big peck on the nose and then say
"oh? whoops!"
 
Posted by Mister Me on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 8:11 PM
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FaceForTheRadio
Helen G

 
HEEH. I'm so proud, our little russ has broken the USA! (even though, FSM and all...but it's just hit me!!!)

Well done russell, glad they can see talent even from beyond the border :D

*wishes you luck*

hel x
 
Posted by FaceForTheRadio on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 12:12 AM
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loyalseidisixxam.
Seidi Beltran

 
LOL :D
but awesome can't wait too
see ya again Russell, ur great!
 
Posted by loyalseidisixxam. on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 5:09 AM
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English Bevy

 
V cool - can't wait - you are so talented, unfortunately I missed ya bleedin shows in LA and London so I will have to be content with re-reading Booky Wookie. Very impressed to see Bolan got a mention.

A huge fan, from Ilford, Essex - ugh!! But luckily got away and now lives on the strange West Coast......

TA!

Bevy
 
Posted by English Bevy on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 5:16 AM
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English Bevy

 
V cool - can't wait - you are so talented, unfortunately I missed ya bleedin shows in LA and London so I will have to be content with re-reading Booky Wookie. Very impressed to see Bolan got a mention.

A huge fan, from Ilford, Essex - ugh!! But luckily got away and now lives on the strange West Coast......

TA!

Bevy
 
Posted by English Bevy on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 5:16 AM
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Danny Kavanagh
Danny Kavanagh

 
Good Luck Russell I hope it goes well!

All the very best to you and yours

Danny
 
Posted by Danny Kavanagh on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 9:15 AM
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** suzanne**
suzanne wilson

 
oooh sounds sexy!! if the backstreet boys are there, give nick my email address!!! lol
it is really cool that you have been asked to host the show!! where and when is it?
 
Posted by ** suzanne** on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 11:15 AM
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Stephanie

 
Hi cannot wait to see you snog Madonna and Britney.....When will it be on tv, can hardly wait...

Kisses Stephanie xxxx
 
Posted by Stephanie on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 11:36 AM
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Stephanie

 
Hi cannot wait to see you snog Madonna and Britney.....When will it be on tv, can hardly wait...

Kisses Stephanie xxxx
 
Posted by Stephanie on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 11:37 AM
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EatMyCupcake

 
LoL
Thats Funny.
 
Posted by EatMyCupcake on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 11:42 AM
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Mister Me
Mister Me

 
get your cock out.
 
Posted by Mister Me on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 12:57 PM
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Nancy

 
Finally MTV makes the right decision. I will definitely be watching. The whole time I was in Leicester Square I was thinking gee, here I am, and Russell is in NYC. And now I'm back home and I think you're going back to London? And I missed Christian Bale by one day? My travel timing sucks.
 
Posted by Nancy on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 1:38 PM
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THE COMEBACK KID DEAN GAFFNEY
Dean Gaffney

 
Be a mate and get me a gig where I can give out an award? Or at least a skit, because I really want to work in the States as all I'm doing now is Panto and Wank Man on YouTube.

Do this, and I can promise you you'll get to throw your hammer up a Daily Sport bit of fluff.

Cheers Russ mate.
 
Posted by THE COMEBACK KID DEAN GAFFNEY on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 9:29 PM
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RoRo

 
so excited! I can't wait. Normally I'd wait for reruns, but not if you're involved.
 
Posted by RoRo on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 1:06 AM
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Anja.Reinvent♥.

 
LOL

I can't wait for the VMAs :]

and you hosting them makes them even better :D

xoxo
 
Posted by Anja.Reinvent♥. on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 9:26 AM
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MartiK
Marti Kipina

 
So exciting, can't wait to see you on MTV!! This should be a VERY interesting VMA show, indeed. ~Marti
 
Posted by MartiK on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 4:58 PM
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Niamh
Niamh O Callaghan

 
This is just further proof to my housemates that getting Sky + was money well spent.
 
Posted by Niamh on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 12:44 PM
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shirley
shirley Martin

 
Mmmmm Sounds great Russell dont go running away with Michael think of your radio show you swine lol have a great time love to be the one to kiss you and Michael love Shirlsxx
 
Posted by shirley on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 2:13 PM
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shirley
shirley Martin

 
Hi there didnt know you were going to Canada but your show 2 weeks ago you did for us it was great, and the one this Saturday , DONT FORGET EVERYONE BBCR2 9PM TILL 11PM EVERY SATURDAY GREAT RADIO SHOW , LOVE Shirlsxxxxxx
 
Posted by shirley on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 2:23 PM
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Lucy Locket
Lucy Markham

 
Russell I would love to be involved in those lesbian kisses! xx
 
Posted by Lucy Locket on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 7:36 PM
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Lucy Locket
Lucy Markham

 
Not with Wacko Jacko though, I forgot to mention that bit!! lol xx
 
Posted by Lucy Locket on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 7:37 PM
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Luisa
Luisa Alvarez

 
no way! You've no idea how excited I am for this. Finally, Americans will see how brilliant yo are! Though, I live in Canada, I still get the VMAs, so I am excited to watch them for once! :D
 
Posted by Luisa on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 - 1:47 AM
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Annie

 
yr the man Mr Brand.... u give it 2 them !! u r the most awesome person on this planet :-) be careful with jacko though don't want him falling to pieces laughing at yr great humour... peace be with you xxxx
 
Posted by Annie on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 - 3:47 PM
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Heather Farmer
Heather Farmer

 
Woo!!!

Congrats Russell! You're going to send America into orgasmic bliss!!! Sending you lesbian kisses from Canada ;)

XOXOXO
 
Posted by Heather Farmer on Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 1:27 AM
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♥♥♥♥

 
It's my birthday too!!
 
Posted by ♥♥♥♥ on Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 6:15 PM
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Mister Me
Mister Me

 
Russell! have you expressed an interest to Christopher Nolan's people about being cast as The Riddler for the next Batman Movie?
 
Posted by Mister Me on Friday, August 01, 2008 - 11:26 AM
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j0eg0d
Joseph .

 
Hello Russell,

I've just read that MTV does not want you to use the words cult and scientology in the same sentence.

LOL

As a comedian you know the appeal American's have for those who say or do whatever they want ... My advise is to not only use those two words in a sentence but to make the biggest deal out of it that you can.

Do a George Carlin; Try starting with, "MTV does not wish me to say this:" Make it part of your act, have fun with it and you'll be the biggest hit of 2008. I know I'll be tuning in just to see what you do.

Sincerely,
Joseph
 
Posted by j0eg0d on Saturday, August 02, 2008 - 3:58 AM
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ElectroGirl

 
Cant wait to see u hosting~!
 
Posted by ElectroGirl on Saturday, August 02, 2008 - 6:29 AM
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I'd Rather Masturbate With A Cheese Grater

 
Oooh I love Lesbian kisses! Can't wait to see it but I think Bubbles might get a bit jealous.
 
Posted by I'd Rather Masturbate With A Cheese Grater on Sunday, August 03, 2008 - 4:44 PM
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undiscovered
Emma Rickards

 
:D :D :D :D :D!
 
Posted by undiscovered on Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 3:50 PM
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Heyókha

 
lovely, barrel of wickedly grin 'ey twisted fun. At least something nicey:)
 
Posted by Heyókha on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 - 3:31 PM
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Amor Vincit Omnia (أحبك)
El gato. NEgro

 
i hella love you.
 
Posted by Amor Vincit Omnia (أحبك) on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 - 5:04 PM
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amanda

 
That is good news Russell.
 
Posted by amanda on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 - 6:31 PM
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destiny78
Amy Mullinger

 
I am well Happy that you are hosting the MTV MVA Awards,their possibley couldn't be anyone better than you!!!Good Luck with it all Russell.I just know you're going to do an excellent job of it all.XxX
 
Posted by destiny78 on Thursday, August 07, 2008 - 7:48 AM
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Cathy
Cathy Kent

 
Go Russell go !!! don't let anyone stop you !!!! GOOD GOOD LUCK
CAN'T WAIT, you will do fantastic, you are a LEGEND and you were the only Brit Comedian
to be in the USA Top 10 Comedians , the others were not worthy!!!!!!
All Luv,
Cathy Kent
 
Posted by Cathy on Thursday, August 07, 2008 - 7:22 PM
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