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Category: News and Politics
Oh, Johnnny...
Yes, dear?
There is something I want you to do.
Uh, huh....what would that be, darling?
Remember that sweet gal we met at the RNC social last year?
Who? That darling real estate agent from Alaska?
No, silly. That was the Governor of Alaska.
Oh, yeah. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
I want you to make her your Vice Presidential candidate.
Uh... I'm...not so ....sure about.....
Don't you say no to me, John! I want to see that girl in Washington!
The White House is going to be boring otherwise! Who else would I go shopping with? Besides, if you do it, I'll raise your weekly allowance and let you buy that new fancy plane you've had your eye on.
The one with the big screen TV and the built-in Wii?
That's right. All you have to do is announce her candidacy tomorrow morning, and it all can be yours.
Damn!
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