Okay teens we are going to do it, hasn't been done since '04 the much vaunted and esteemd launch bhagg hot ness tournament(Orlando Brawn barely beat out Dave Condo in a double overtime thriller). Its going to be called H-O-T (Heat of Trudeau) Tournament. Usually we go separate brackets for chix and dudes, but there aint enuff peeple so its wide open. its based totally on atttractiveneess, none of that personality shit here.Looking at the entrants there are real favories or underdogs its wide open...or it is??
Preview/Analysis
Jane: Leggy, dirty blonde.Definately a threat if you are a fan of "Sexy in a shy kind of way". Plays the game of Oh I don't have try too hard toolook good, so that makes her look good game.
Stephanie: One of the many suicide blondes in the tourney, definetly going for the sexy librian look,which always has done well in previous years. Getting a lot of hype from the message boards and blog-o-sphere, and Vega$ taking a lot of money on this pony.
Kevin: Another suicide blonde whose strengths are obviously his hair,skin, and bone structure.Although the possible anorexia might make him "too bony", but that might work in his favour.
Paul: Impish handsomeness work for this entrant who is playing the boyish 1980's Rob Lowe card, in that the good boy who makes bad choices so girls will try to tame him - but he just uses them because nobody can tame this wild stallion.
Ken: The burly piece of manmeat, brings his gentle yet Alpha male like qualities to the tourney. Non threatening but still dangerous. We shall se if his "I bet he's a cuddler, and make you breakfast, you know afterwards..." type of swagger work in his favour.
Tristin: A legitimite slice of cutey pie, this pony is known for stamina and the ability to come from behind(not that way, that's sick, honestly people) whose mantra for the tourney is "Less history, more mystery".
Mark: First time in the tourney which may work for or against him. He lacks experience but he might be too young to be nervous and dominate. Great bone structure, but his oily skin is going to be the wild card.
Christine: More suicide blondes - definately a gamer who takes the tourney seriously and knows how to play the politics as well. If she doesn't get cocky and coast she'll be able put up quite the fight.
Ocean: A throwback to the early film stars who competed in sexy tournaments.Like Marlene Dietreich or Marilu Henner. The lack of blonde ambition, hich may have been a detrement in other years may be to her benefit due to the bumper crop this season. With clean skin and not too bushy eyebrows, this rookie may suprise some, as well as the jokes that can be made about "Ocean Spray" Crave the wave, mothaf$^&*rs
Bill: The Irish Badass himself who plays the "mindf#*k card", Short but sweet - man or woman he can probably any oral sex act standing. No none sense and experienced, this pony doesn't do it pretty but just gets the hot job done.
Tamara: She can turn the world on with her smile,take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worth while. Demure and feminine this pony likes to play the finesse game while others go for power. If her name was Valerie and from Southern Californai, I would be tempted to call her
SoCal Val.
Sylvia: A Spunky McSpunkerton, whose wide eyed innocense may all just be an act to advance in the tourney, but if it is real it may be just like the Robert palmer classic, "Simply Irrisistable"
Tournament Brackets
RD 1
Kevin
vs._______
Sylvia
Ken
vs.____________
Christine
Paul
VS._______________
Mark
Bill
vs.__________
Ocean
Tristin
vs._______
Tamara
Steph
vs.________
Jane