Handprints Part 4

.Toronto Bound and Gagged

Sk8ter Boi is playing in the Background, as Skunk enters,]

Janney: Don't you ever in the history of the world never ever come here. I will kill you if you ever come with ten fee t of this house. If you ever think of coming to this house I will smack you like a fart in a mitten.

Skunk: But…..

Janney: Okay, sit down.

They sit

Skunk: There is a bit of a problem.

Janney: What?!

Skunk: It's my mom, I think she's getting better.

Janney: No, no, no – She'll get worse, you have to believe.

Skunk: No the gave her some pills or some thing. She's so healthy – she's eating an octopus. Mom, whenever she's healthy – she just gobbles down the calomari.

Janney: When my mom died, it was different – you see it was raining and there was this big puddle and she didn't know how to swim and…..

Skunk: Good lord, does it really have to about you? Boy I'm talking about my dying/living mother and you have to turn back around to you, forget about the octopus – your favourite fish is the sel-fish.

Janney: Look in my pocket. Wow an old Mars bar. EWWWWWWWWWWWW! You can see Handprints on it.

Skunk: Handprints on Mars, eh? Well who do you think the belong too.

Janeey: Well I don't know, these pants aren't mine.

Enter Anne Carol.

Anne Carol: Uh….Mom, I'm going to take the train back to Toronto. I don't like it here and I don't like you.

Skunk: Anne Carol. Don't talk to your mother that way! Anywhoo, I'm bored. You want a take a whiff of the skunk spray?

Anne Carol: You're so vulgar.

Exit Anne Carol.

Janney: I'll just to going to check on Anne Carol and then we'll screw like a fart in a mitten

Janney goes to check on Anne Carol. A small yelp is heard.

Janney: Oh no Anne Carol is Gone!

Skunk: True, but maybe you could haved wailed in anguish.