Okay its yo yo yo and away we go. The site is set. And competitors will fight it out to see who is hottest

Hot Battle #1

Marleigh vs. rob

Marleigh came out of the gate real early, as she took a page from the Book of Cake, and wore a short skirt and a long jacket, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na. Rob tried with various beard stroking but was obliterated when Marleigh ate a banana, and as a result Rob's head exploded. Marleigh wins in Rd. 2 at 5:37

Hot Battle #2

Jeremy vs. Candace

Candace came out swinging with reckless abandon, with poofy hair and high heels to boot. But Jeremy tried a different approach constantly baking cookies and giving Candace a facial, but not in the dirty way your thinking.Candace could not dodge the onslaught of compliments. By the end, Candace was greasing Jeremy's chest with Crisco and then the Crisco sizzled because Jeremy is so hot

Jeremy wins by knockout at Rd 6 at 10:43.

Hot Battle #3

Raph vs. Andrea

Raph circled Andrea as if he was in the desert for a long time and just saw an Arby's. He pounced with a hot attack of retard jokes and back hair. aNDrea stood pat with a simple hair flip and stopped to have a grapefruit break, alas fruit is Raph's weakness and shrunk down into a puddle like Rob's self-esteem.

Wiiner: AndREA with Grape fruit submission at Round 17 at 6:69.

Hot Battle #3 Will vs. Kelley

Kelly started strong, not wearing sleeves and making a jingly sound with her keys. Will responded with love poems in German, but they still sounded harsh and unpleasant, like when the big costume girl licks syrup off of the yappy one.  Will tried to out hot her by flexing both his physical and mental muscles. But alas was out hotted when Kelly put dabs of mayo by her mouth. Guys dig that.

Winner: Kelly on RD. 6 at 5:32 by mayo dabs.

So the semi finals are set.

Marleigh vs. Jeremy

Andrea vs. Kelly

Winners advance to the super-mega hot championship. I need your votessss!!! God Am I lonely.

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