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Status: Single
City: NEW YORK
State: NEW YORK
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/25/2005
Thursday, December 18, 2008 
... is now online!!!!

Please feel free to copy and paste the press release and send to any interested parties!

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"X-Mess Detritus"
Press Release

For Immediate Release

Director- Voltaire and My Chemical Romance front man, Gerard Way
make Creepy Christmas film for Glass Eye Pix.

MTV and SciFi Channel station I.D. veteran, Voltaire, known for his twisted, stop-motion animation, has made a spooky holiday short for the Creepy Christmas film festival. Masterminded by artist and animator Beck Underwood and hosted by Glass Eye Pix, the production company of Larry Fessenden (Wendigo, The Last Winter, Habit), the festival is a 25-day, on-line jaunt showcasing a new sinister short every day of December leading up to Christmas.

Voltaire's film, "X-mess Detritus" is a cautionary parable about the dangers of holiday gift-giving and the effect the resulting garbage has on the Earth. Voltaire wrote a poem to tell this tale and enlisted My Chemical Romance front man, Gerard Way to narrate his creepy Christmas short.

Says Voltaire, "My other two shorts are narrated by singers ("Rakthavira" is narrated by Deborah Harry of Blondie and "Transrexia" is narrated by Richard Butler of the Psychedelic Furs) so I wanted to keep that tradition. Plus I had been wanting to collaborate with Gerard on something for a while now so when the chance popped up, I jumped for it. He's super talented and a true professional. He brought so much to the film and is just amazingly easy to be around"

Voltaire describes his inclusion in the festival as serendipitous . "I was picking my son up at school," says Voltaire, "when I noticed one of the parents had a Fangoria tote bag over her arm. Being a horror fan and having worked with Fangoria I excitedly ran up to her and said, 'Wow! Where did you get that Fangoria Weekend of Horrors tote bag?' She looked at me matter-of-factly and said, 'At the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors.' I felt like an idiot."
The next day I got an email from her. It was Beck Underwood of Glass Eye Pix, wife and long time collaborator of Fessenden's. She was writing to invite me to participate in the festival. I'm a big fan of their work so I was really excited to receive the news."

Born of an advent calendar created by Beck Underwood, Glass Eye Pix selected a different filmmaker to bring to life the image in each window of Underwood's creepy countdown to December 25th.

Underwood assigned Voltaire the slot for December 18th.
The image in that particular window of the calendar featured two distressed vintage dolls. Underwood communicated to Voltaire that they lent themselves well to stop-motion animation. A veteran of stop-motion commercials and station IDs for MTV, The SciFi Channel and others, Voltaire was perfectly suited for the job. He picked up the dolls from Underwood and got right to work.

He enlisted production support from Fangoria in the way of gear and shot at the School of Visual Arts where he teaches stop-motion animation. "There were no storyboards, no guidelines," says Voltaire, "just the dolls and a deadline. It was wonderfully liberating to be able to just let the piece develop on its own."

As for the name of the film, Voltaire states, "One of the other things about my shorts is that their titles all sound like diseases or some kind of disorder. 'X-Mess Detritus' sounds like something you'd need to get a shot for! Maybe you do. It alludes to the garbage left over after Christmas."

The Creepy Christmas Film Festival launched on December 1st, 2008 at www.creepychristmas.net.

Voltaire's film, "X-mess Detritus" premieres on December 18th.


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PRESS CONTACT: voltaire@voltaire.net
Production stills available upon request


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Okay, now that we got that out of the way, here are some cool behind the scenes pictures from the shoot and voice over session with Gerard. God, he's such a hottie! heh heh

X_MessPublicityStillSML

X-Mess Detritus Publicity Still


X_MessVoltaireAnimatingDollSML

Me animating the dolls


GerardFromBehindSML
Gerard was super amazingly cool and really talented and professional. He brought a sensitivity to the read that wasn't there in the rough version I recorded as a guide. I'm really happy with how it came out.

GerardRecordingSML

GerardAndVoltaireLaughingSML

GerardAndVoltaireMyspace

And of course the inevitable Myspace shot! heh heh..

I have more pictures of the shooting process somewhere, I will post them when I figure out where I put them.

SEE MY FILM NOW! HERE:


Mine is on "December 18th"

Creepy Christmas.net




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Lauren

 
That's awesome! I'm off to watch it now - I can wait to see how you work with Gerard Way, lol I never would have put the two of you together so I'm interested to see where it goes.
=]
 
Posted by Lauren on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:30 PM
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Carole a Go-Go!

 
HOLY WIZARDS GHOST THAT IS TOO COOL! seriously, id there anything you touch that doesn't transform into amazing? xoxoxox <3
 
Posted by Carole a Go-Go! on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:30 PM
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Sheri

 
Awesome. Something to look forward to watching during the blizzard here tomorrow.
:)
 
Posted by Sheri on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:30 PM
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Pumpkin King
Robert Dickey

 
Coolest short EVAR!!!! Great Stuff V!! I really enjoy your movies. Keep up the creep.

 
Posted by Pumpkin King on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:46 PM
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Myke Amend
Myke Amend

 
Fantastic ^_^

It makes me feel I have been missing out on some great part of the season though.
No one ever gives me gifts like these :(
 
Posted by Myke Amend on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:47 PM
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CopperScaleDragon

 
I love it!
 
Posted by CopperScaleDragon on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:47 PM
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Clyde(Fishous)Mcfierce

 
Thats pretty Bomb.

^_^
 
Posted by Clyde(Fishous)Mcfierce on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:47 PM
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Killer Muffin Photography.[ON HIATUS]

 
Absolutely loved it.
:)
 
Posted by Killer Muffin Photography.[ON HIATUS] on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:47 PM
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CopperScaleDragon

 
Some day I would love to see how you do these. The whole process is fascinating to me.
Again, I LOVe this!!!!
 
Posted by CopperScaleDragon on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:48 PM
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Mister Groonk

 
wow! is there any way your vid will make it to Vimeo. com or Hulu. com or You Tube? it makes the sharing easier.
:)
 
Posted by Mister Groonk on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:48 PM
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Voltaire

 
It will be on creepychristmas. net exclusively through december. Then I will put it on youtube.


V
 
Posted by Voltaire on Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 1:22 AM
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Candypants
Jessica Mikesch

 
I cant wait to see it!
 
Posted by Candypants on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 9:48 PM
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Injecting chaos into my veins
Rachel Murphy

 
That was pretty sweet
 
Posted by Injecting chaos into my veins on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 10:01 PM
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Great Northern Video

 
Awesome job man!
 
Posted by Great Northern Video on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 10:01 PM
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Rebecca Neume Jordan

 
I really loved it and agree with the sentiments expressed.
Well done you two!
 
Posted by Rebecca Neume Jordan on Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 10:01 PM
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Ira

 
AWESOME!..
 
Posted by Ira on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:05 AM
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Just me
Dustin Wilson

 
That was pretty cool.

 
Posted by Just me on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:05 AM
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Vampire Heart xox
Lisa LeVasseur

 
well that will give me something to do tonight since we are expecting loads of snow here for the next couple of days. I guess this is what you were talking about at the show the other night in Salem. You're right, Gerard is HOT as always!! I see that you do have a "man crush".
Nothin wrong with that!!!
 
Posted by Vampire Heart xox on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:05 AM
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Professor Meta

 
BEST.

BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

EVER.

 
Posted by Professor Meta on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:05 AM
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Dixie Dellamorto

 
It's like Brom and Jan Svankmajer had a baby and his name was Voltaire. Merry Christmas.

 
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:06 AM
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Voltaire

 
How weird is that? ; )

V
 
Posted by Voltaire on Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 1:22 AM
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leigh
Leigh ferickson

 
That was so beautiful!
 
Posted by leigh on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:07 AM
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Johnny

 
Anti...anything. Xmas tends to be mired in the commercialism of the day. I go to the feasts and festivities but often omit the rest. This year I will be putting up a tree, just in time for Orthodox Xmas. While the rest of the Xmas-celebrating types spend tons of cash on year-end liquidation sales, those Orthodox folks get to save tons with those after Xmas sales. If one were to give material gifts, why be promptly on the 25th when they'll all be on sale afterwards? Walmart has a prelighted 48" black tree for $48. After Xmas it will drop down to $12. I will be replacing every, or maybe every other, of its white lights with red ones. I'll be hanging the holiday Sophie the Succubus miniatures, the mascot for Reaper Miniatures, from my tree and inverting it ala the old German tradition of the inverted tree. It allows more room for gifts and takes up less floor space. Next year I can set it up on time for the other Xmas celebrants to see it.

 
Posted by Johnny on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:08 AM
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Sirose

 
This cheered me up in my melancholy mood and has put me even further into spookiness in a good way.
:D
 
Posted by Sirose on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:08 AM
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eeek

 
what a wonderful birthday surprise for me :D
 
Posted by eeek on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:08 AM
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nick
nick m

 
that was the most bad-ass of all your films i've seen so far. very well done.
now i can see why you teach the stuff: you're so good at it!
 
Posted by nick on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:08 AM
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♀☥ॐ Empress Eryn ॐ☥♀

 
How absotively AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by ♀☥ॐ Empress Eryn ॐ☥♀ on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:08 AM
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Peeks [DF]

 
Oh my I was grinning when I read the blog, the short was spooktacularly fabulous! And that Myspace shot of you and Gerard is priceless ;]
 
Posted by Peeks [DF] on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:27 AM
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The Art of Paulina

 
Just watched it.... what a delight.


More, more more!!!!!
 
Posted by The Art of Paulina on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:27 AM
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A Near Life Experience
Nicki Asher

 
That was completely adorable.

 
Posted by A Near Life Experience on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:27 AM
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rissa skeleton

 
YAY!! I have been looking forward to this esp.
since you talking about it in Salem!!

Will make sure to show this around the internets as much as possible!!


Well done as always. Now just to get Gerard to get you into the Umbrella Academy movie. Seance would be PERFECT.
Can we make that happen?
 
Posted by rissa skeleton on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:31 AM
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Pope Chris XIX (Earl of Wet Pants)
Chris Gonzalez

 
That was a nice little short film. Reminds me of all the claymation stuff that I used to watch on ABC Family as a kid.
XD
 
Posted by Pope Chris XIX (Earl of Wet Pants) on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:31 AM
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Beth Rhymes With Death
Beth D.

 
And another post cause I watched it and IT'S WONDERFUL!!!
 
Posted by Beth Rhymes With Death on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:31 AM
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Annabelle Lee
Taylor Lugosi

 
Aw man, now I'm depressed. Until I obtain access to a computer that works, I cannot view the much-expected awesomeness ='[ I was all excited and euphoric and now I'm all like, "dammit!" It's like that.
But nevertheless, congratulations =]
--Taylor the Pirate--
 
Posted by Annabelle Lee on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:31 AM
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KolikaLove

 
That was TOTALLY awesome! I watched it just now, and I must say that Voltaire and Gerard Way in a picture together has literally brought every fantasy I've ever had to life...you know, except for the whipped cream part. That wasn't there. >.
>
 
Posted by KolikaLove on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:32 AM
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Voltaire

 
Crap! I knew I was forgetting something!

heh heh

V
 
Posted by Voltaire on Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 1:21 AM
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Eustacia Vye

 
*applause*
 
Posted by Eustacia Vye on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:32 AM
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Sam

 
That was deliciously creepy, and yay for high quality! Makes it much easier to go frame by frame to look at all the details, like the photographs and odd bits.

 
Posted by Sam on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:32 AM
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Clementine

 
I could just fucking shit and die.

My two favorite men together.

I could just fucking shit and die.

Amazing, amazing work!
 
Posted by Clementine on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:32 AM
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BOOZEWALK

 
-wait, I'm not finished- If you have to give people gifts this year, make sure they're not plastic -Big Buck Knives with Antler Carved Handles- are fine
 
Posted by BOOZEWALK on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:32 AM
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BOOZEWALK

 
WOW, Voltaire! You're so right! all that Holiday Garbage is what it is: GARBAGE!
 
Posted by BOOZEWALK on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:32 AM
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Beth Rhymes With Death
Beth D.

 
First picture not working.


But AWESOME!!!!

*cough cough* Did you take any pictures at Bat's Day? *cough cough*
 
Posted by Beth Rhymes With Death on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 2:32 AM
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Tom
Tom Coyne

 
Looks great.
Can't wait to see what you've done!

tc
 
Posted by Tom on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:54 AM
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MarthaBeatboxCadaver™
Martha Q.

 
V. that was awesome! Cool short film , and you and Gerard is amazingly cool and I would have never seen it coming. And I ran out of ways to say how awesome that was/is.

 
Posted by MarthaBeatboxCadaver™ on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:54 AM
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Lonely Angel
Monique Corriveau

 
Is there any other way to watch this? I don't have quicktime and I can't download their new player cuz I don't have windows xp or vista.

 
Posted by Lonely Angel on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:54 AM
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Miss Lizz[susi viisu]

 
I love Gerard, Its so cool to see two of my favourite singers doing somthing together. I loved the video, I thought it was so sweet.

 
Posted by Miss Lizz[susi viisu] on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:54 AM
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Bl00dy PhyniX
Meagan Phynix

 
when i read Gerard was a part of it, I smiled and laughed with Glee! and youre right hes sucha cutie! wooo *fans self as if youre not enough..you tryin to blind me?

his gentle voice made it a bit unsettling..gave me the chills! I liked the goopy box with the little monster or w/e it was in it. hehe. that made me happy.
and the dolls eyes are so entrancing!

made my twisted lil' heart melt! loved it.


<3 Megs
 
Posted by Bl00dy PhyniX on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:55 AM
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Margo
Margo Carambat

 
I likes! The blinking meat is totally creepy. We need more creative art like yours denouncing the disgusting consumerism that is consuming so many this time of year.

 
Posted by Margo on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:55 AM
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Doug

 
That was The Awesome...
 
Posted by Doug on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:56 AM
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fawndolyn

 
Jan Svankmajer and The Brothers Quay would be proud :)
 
Posted by fawndolyn on Friday, December 19, 2008 - 8:56 AM
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