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Ryan / Movies At Midnight



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Tuesday, May 08, 2007 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DORKS (2004)


Three best friends, Philip, Wurst, and Konrad are three unpopular seniors just trying to make it through high school in one piece. One night, when the visit a Satanic ritual being performed by the school's goth crowd, which includes Philip's next door neighbor Rebecca, three friends are accidentally covered in the ashes of a Haitian zombie. While driving home, Wurst crashes his van, and the three wake up in the morgue. Unsure if they are stoned or if the medics just made a huge mistake, the three sneak back to Philip's house.

It is only when watching Day Of The Dead that evening that the trip put two and two together and realize they are zombies. They take their new powers in stride, and put them to good use on the rugby field, and finally win a game against the jocks. But when Konrad begins to use his undead status to get back at all those that picked on them, Philip knows that they have to find an antidote and turns to Rebecca and her copy of the Necronomicon. If they can not finish the spell within thirty-six hours, they'll be stuck as zombies forever!

Writer and Director Mathias Dinter gives us Germany's entry into the rom-com-zom subgenre with this outing that focuses much more on the comedy aspect than the horror. Mathias' inspiration and dedication seems to come almost exclusively from the worlds of REVENGE OF THE NERDS, AMERICAN PIE and CAN'T HARDLY WAIT, rather than the universe that George Romero has created. Dinter leaves all of the undead references to SHAUN OF THE DEAD, save for one quickie, which is a highlight of the film. Instead, Dinter focuses his efforts on the lives of his clueless and horny dorks as they try to cope with their new abilities and troubles they bring. The zombie aspect of the film could almost be any interchangeable variable that would have allowed Philip to gain sudden popularity.

Dinter completely drops any feeling of suspense or horror, and hardly dabbles in the gore department. Sure, there is a bit of neck biting and some severed limbs, but it is approached in a gross-out comedy way rather than blood-n-guts gross-out. Instead, Dinter drinks deep into the cup of gross-out teen comedy that has already been poured and generously borrows from his predecessors while adding a decidedly "German" touch. While there are plenty of solid laugh out loud moments, and several good set-ups and pay-offs, the standard plot remains easily predictable and has been done before in half a dozen languages.

The main acting crew here, consisting of German version of twenty-something WB actors pretending to be teenagers, do a decent job with the material, but no one here is winning any awards. Manuel Cortez, who plays the teacher-chasing perpetually-stoned Wurst, takes top prize in the comedy department, while Collien Fernandes, a former member of the bands Yam Yam and Suco E Sol, gives the movie its eye candy with her shy yet sexy role as Rebecca. The interaction here just enough

All rolled up, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DORKS is an easy to digest comedy that yucks it up rather than yucks you out. The film is even more approachable due to its complete lack of undead mythos built in, or jokes that will only play for a target audience, and works better as a companion piece to the oft-forgotten MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK, instead of trying to vie for attention against SHAUN OF THE DEAD. In the end, it becomes a by-the-numbers John Hughes film, house party scene and all. Just with zombies.
Jerry

 
At least you wrote an honest review of this film. Ain't Cool News loved it, but thank you for giving us the real deal.
 
Posted by Jerry on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 3:23 AM
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Ryan / Movies At Midnight

 
It is a solid one-time rental or bargain bin purchase, but has little replay value.  I enjoyed Boy Eats Girl a hellava lot more, which is unforgivably still not out on U.S. DVD.

 
Posted by Ryan / Movies At Midnight on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 3:59 AM
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Jenny O'Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler

 
Wow, yeah.  Sounds interesting.    I might put it in my queue just so I don't forget about it, but it might take awhile for it to make it's way to the top.  Great review!
 
Posted by Jenny O'Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 3:26 AM
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Greg Rasmussen

 
i have a question. I hate teen comedy films like american pie but love zombie flix would you say i should go for this.
 
Posted by Candy Apple Razors Productions on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 3:29 AM
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Ryan / Movies At Midnight

 
Play it safe and wait for the American re-make (no kidding!) coming in 2009.

Seriously, thats a hard one. It is not overtly American Pie-esque, and falls more in the Revenge Of The Nerds category.  I'm going to say for you just to skip it, or wait till the Sci-Fi Channel gets ahold of it to test it out.



 
Posted by Ryan / Movies At Midnight on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 3:53 AM
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Candy Apple Razors Productions
Greg Rasmussen

 
Thanks. ha that's funny. i swear you can say "wait till they remake it for just about any movie nowdays." so sad.
 
Posted by Candy Apple Razors Productions on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 4:05 AM
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BORIKEÑA

 
Great review...thanks... haven't decided if to watch it or not, but I will keep it in mind 
 
Posted by BORIKEÑA on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 1:05 PM
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Staci Layne Wilson
Staci Layne Wilson

 
I couldn't agree with that review more.
 
Posted by Staci Layne Wilson on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 3:44 PM
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The Dude - Movie Reviewer Extraordinaire

 
My Boyfriends Back is the first movie that popped into my mind when I saw the previews for this one. Still, it looks like a harmless fun time, Ill check it out. Thanks for the review!
 
Posted by The Dude - Movie Reviewer Extraordinaire on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 7:55 PM
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Mitch Emerson
Mitch Emerson

 
One of the sites I write for has asked me to review this. At least now I have an idea of what I am getting myself into.
 
Posted by Mitch Emerson on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 11:58 AM
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Fiend of Grue

 
<P>I have always wondered how this movie was and thought about picking it up out of curiosity and a obession with zombie movies...perhaps I should try to rent it first.</P><P> </P><P>Very nice review and thanks for the heads up.</P>
 
Posted by Fiend of Grue on Sunday, May 20, 2007 - 11:32 PM
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