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Age: 42
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: News and Politics

I Submit to Bush
(I Now See The Light)

I used to be a harsh critic of this administration, but no more!

Here's why:

I've recently concluded that George W. Bush is an honorable man who really cares deeply about regular folks like you and I.

He even cares deeply about the poor Iraqi people! Yep.

Not only that, I'm now absolutely convinced that his environmental policies take the long view towards protecting our precious global resources, like the air, and the water, for instance.

After observing almost six years of the Bush administration, I also no longer have any doubt whatsoever that he (and his majority political party) honestly want excellent education for the young AND compassionate affordable health care for the old and/or disabled.

His critics seriously misunderstand him 

George W. Bush is simply a beautiful God-loving person with no faults and he never makes a mistake either.

However, if (by some strange and totally unlikely accident) he DID make an error, he'd certainly admit to it and own up to it immediately and humbly (long before any further damage is done), because he's such a fabulous person with incredible integrity (and no foolish pride whatsoever).

Also, I now realize that Bush is not at all greedy, nor is he a major hypocrite, nor is he a pathetic self-serving bicycle-riding lying chickenhawk coward*, nor is he a dirty rotten louse who is only looking out for himself and a handful of his lousy stinking dishonorable war-profiteering buddies. 

Nope.  Not smirk-boy.

George W. Bush is a role model for our children!

Yep.  He sets a fantastically unselfish example of generosity, self-discipline, courage, honor, personal responsibility, and personal accomplishment. 

Why, just think of all of his wonderful successes!  The mind boggles.  If only one had the time to list them all!

So I shall never again question him, his goons, nor any of his brilliant peace-loving policies, ever again.  

Like so many "loyal" defenders, I now place all of my faith in these nearly flawless men (who are 99.9 percent perfect). 

Yes, they are peace-lovers AND truth-lovers, epitomized!

Therefore:

I totally and absolutely submit to Bush.

Won't you join us?

We are the American people.

The Constitution?

According to Bush, "it's just a G*d-damned piece of paper!"

Yeee haw!

We must not question Bush's authority as our almighty leader.

He is, after all, The Decider.  He's even told us so.  On TV.

We must stand behind this great man with his staggeringly kind conservative compassion.  He has proven himself to be exceedingly honest, and oh-so-brave, and an amazingly wise and thoughtful human being.

"Bring 'em on!" he once said about the terrorists/insurgents in regards to our troops, etc..

Surely, this honorable pillar of truth (and wisdom) will go down in history as the person most likely to replace Jesus as God's only begotten son.  Because George W. Bush is so selfless, and so pure in heart, and so forgiving.  And so full of joy and comfort for everyone.  He is just sooo loving.  And sooo true. 

And he's not AT ALL self-righteous in any way, shape, or form.

He's always seeking what's best for all concerned (you can see it in his beady eyes) purely out of the goodness of his gentle loving peaceful heart, with almost no regard for himself nor his sleazy cronies.

Take the Pledge of Allegiance with me:

I Submit to Bush (I Now See The Light).

 


 

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* Cindy Sheehan reference.
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By Ziggy Marley
Release date: 23 May, 2006


 
yeahhhhhh right...

You should read my semi-rant from last night... the comments are pretty good too.

Nice to meet you!
Mags

 
Posted by on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 12:00 AM
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Hippie
Gina Beadling

 

hehe, Just like Colbert!

Great job. Thank you for sharing 


 
Posted by Hippie on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 1:15 AM
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PeacePeeps.com

 

Yeah, it is like Colbert, you're right!

What a great compliment.

After much frustration with trying to talk reason and sanity, I resorted to doing this PRAISE BUSH LIKE GOD bit in the AOL political chatrooms several months ago, long before Colbert's speech at the press club.

And I was astonished at how many Bushco Kool-aid drinkers chimed in with every absurd word of ridiculously inaccurate praise I wrote.

It actually frightened me a bit.

Some of these nutcases even ignored some of the nicer anti-bush people in the chatroom who, after awhile had become got uncomfortable with their sad gullibility, and were polite enough to point out that I was being ridiculously sarcastic. 

But the Bushco sheep didn't believe them.  They kept returning my virtual "High-Five"s and arguing the astonishingly wrong points I was making.

Talk about brainwash, huh?

So anyway, when Colbert made his speech months later, I wasn't all that surprised that he had gotten past "the handlers".  Well, just a bit surprised, I suppose.

Karl Rove and THAT level of ilk certainly must have known that Colbert was being sarcastic on his show.  I guess they figured that he wouldn't have the guts to risk his money-grubbing career by actually speaking some serious truthiness.

 


 
Posted by PeacePeeps.com on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 1:55 AM
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alex

 
sarcasm i'm hoping.
 
Posted by alex on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 4:06 AM
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Lisa Cash

 
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Posted by Lisa Cash on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 9:32 AM
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Colleen

 
WONDERFUL. I love it. Love love love it. (And I'm *not* being sarcastic. LOL)
 
Posted by Colleen on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 11:18 AM
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PeacePeeps.com

 

Sarcasm?  Who can tell anymore.

Maybe Ann Coulter is being sarcastic. 

Who knows.


 
Posted by PeacePeeps.com on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 11:23 AM
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Try BUSH For War Crimes

 
i want to repost this. IT's brilliant!
 
Posted by Try BUSH For War Crimes on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 6:29 AM
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PeacePeeps.com

 

Oh wait, you meant the Ann Coulter bit?

Ooops, I jumped the gun, out of my usual conceit.


 
Posted by PeacePeeps.com on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 6:45 AM
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PeacePeeps.com

 

Hey, thanks for appreciating it!

We'd sure appreciate you sending people our way.

I believe that this is the hyper-link to the blog entry.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=93353426&blogID=155449902


 
Posted by PeacePeeps.com on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 6:40 AM
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I hope this is either one big bloody joke, or else one of the sarkiest, snarkiest snipes of the arsehole I've ever read. If it is the latter, I applaud you.
 
Posted by on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 7:45 AM
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PeacePeeps.com

 

I guess it's a little bit of both, actually

But I wasn't raving angry when I wrote it.

Those days are long gone.  :-)


 
Posted by PeacePeeps.com on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 8:29 AM
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Sensimilla~enemy combatant~

 
This is so great!!! hahahahaha
tho sad and VERY scary that so many people agree with this horse shit.
How they just dont see it, amazes me.....
I work with someone who spews out this shit all day long... we fight back and forth like you wouldnt believe....
he just wont see it. I'm gonna print this and show him...see what he says.
thanks for sharing!!!!
 
Posted by Sensimilla~enemy combatant~ on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 10:55 AM
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Patrick Dodd

 

Good stuff as always.  Just so you know I didn't mean to invite you to my blog.  Not much there for now but that should change.

 

Keep up the good stuff!!!!!!!!!

Peace


 
Posted by Patrick Dodd on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 4:05 PM
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Courtney Vanderpool

 

I am actually touched by this blog.

It impressed me I have to add. I was expecting... okay i don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this. This is very intellegant, and expressive.

I submit to Bush.

Good Job.

Peace.

: )

 


 
Posted by Courtney Vanderpool on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 4:54 AM
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Leslie Stroz

 
Why, yes, and you forgot to add that he's the "Education President." I know this because he said so himself. After all, he started the No Child Left Behind Act. If schools can't afford to implement all the changes it outlines, why, it's their own damned fault! And, more importantly, the fault of those teachers, saying they want to make a difference when everyone knows they only got into the profession because they want their summers off.

I don't know about you, but it's just SO REFRESHING to have a God-fearing, Christian, rifle toting, alcoholic cowboy leading this country. So what if he can't seem to read those speeches people write for him. Give the guy a break; it's tough being the leader of the FREE world (and, one must admit, it does seem to be free to him...). I am confused about one thing though... how did he manage to get those ivy league degrees when he said himself that he's never read a complete book? Hmm.
 
Posted by Leslie Stroz on Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 6:44 AM
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PeacePeeps.com

 

Thanks for reminding me.

I just now tweaked it a bit to reflect his wonderful and compassionate dedication to education (and to healthcare as well).

 


 
Posted by PeacePeeps.com on Saturday, August 19, 2006 - 1:38 AM
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Leslie Stroz

 

 
Posted by Leslie Stroz on Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 6:44 AM
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Lorange♥AnnMarie
Marcel Lorange

 
You had me going for a few seconds then I wondered what the new drug was. And to think some people actually buy into that shit still makes makes me shiver and it aint no thrill.
 
Posted by Lorange♥AnnMarie on Friday, August 18, 2006 - 12:41 AM
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Sally

 

WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, and, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. [George Orwell 1984]

It's Iran, the war is in Iran. Flush Iraq down the memory hole.

Great post! I always come back to 1984, as a way to mentally explain this current world to myself. Hopefully, the right-wing whackos won't read A Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, because then we are totally screwed, literally and figuratively.

As it is they have the rules of propaganda down pat. F*** the propaganda and the terror alert sh**.


 
Posted by Sally on Friday, August 18, 2006 - 4:06 AM
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The Muslim Solidarity, Unity & Peace Page
Muslim Solidarity

 
Salam Aleykoum (which means 'Peace Be Upon You' In Arabic)

Wow... You deserve an award for Sarcasm and Wit.
We love your writing and will do our best to follow your future blogs.

God Bless,
The Muslim Solidarity Worldwide Initiative
 
Posted by The Muslim Solidarity, Unity & Peace Page on Saturday, August 19, 2006 - 1:15 AM
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Virtual Woodstock

 
I, of course, totally submit to Bush as well.
 
Posted by Virtual Woodstock on Saturday, August 19, 2006 - 1:33 PM
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SECRETARIAT P.R.

 

plain and simple...FUCK BUSH.HIS MOTHER ,HIS FATHER,THE HOLE HE CAME THRU!

and thats from the bottom of my stomach!


 
Posted by SECRETARIAT P.R. on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 4:14 AM
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michele

 

     Thank you so much for enlightening me!  I, too, have been under the assumption that our president was megalomaniac for the last 6 years.  But, now that I know that I was wrong I don't feel so bad about the thousands of civilian casualties, injuries and homeless people in Iraq. 

     Nor will I let it bother me, even a little tiny bit, that Mr.Bush has 17 members of his own family that are eligible for our armed forces yet not one of them has served a single day.  Far be it for me to even consider breaking a single line of heritage for the Bush family when silly people like me can can offer up our sons and daughters to do his dirty work.  So, once again I thank you for showing me the light.

Sincerely,  (yeah, right!)

Michele Brown

 


 
Posted by michele on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 4:22 AM
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Bill Kyte
Bill Kyte

 
I submit, oh mighty Prez Bush. At least I submit to PeacePeeps.
 
Posted by Bill Kyte on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 11:04 PM
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SEREN-DIPPITY-DO-DAH

 

 

OH

MY

BLOG!

HOW DARE YOU!

Not put heavy emphasis on how "really really re-dick-you-lust-lee good looking he is." I only pay any attention to the American government because our political leaders  are BABES AND HUNKS.....they belong on the cover of *HUSTLER* magazine....every issue...hey...that's kinda what they do MAKE MORE ISSUES for us. So..who wants to see Condi in a Dominatrix get-up...oh come on...at least for Halloween? What's that...ok...Dick Cheney as.....drum roll please..."THE GIMP."

ROTFL


 
Posted by SEREN-DIPPITY-DO-DAH on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 - 9:59 PM
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Welcome to 3Dhs Ranch

 

Dedicated to Scooter & the Bush Aristocracy

'The more cunning craftsmen there are, the more skills of technique, the more vicious things will appear: the more pernicious contrivances will be invented. The more laws are promulgated, the more thieves and bandits there will be. So: The greater the number of statutes, the greater the number of thieves in the end." (Tao te Ching, Chapter 57)

Chapter 57 can be interpreted in many ways especially when one cannot help themselves from seeing the similarities of the chaotic Qin dynasty to current time when political corruption and deception  is at an all time.  On one hand, we have an aristocracy using  laws to abolish the  practices and beliefs of other people forcing them into submission. On the other hand, we have a group of people who see the flaws and contridiction of the laws imposed upon them.   The more skilled or crafted the government official is, the more thievery there is.  The more laws we have, the more political thievery there is.

 In the Qin Dynasty,  we learn that even then, rulers and court intrigue were subjected to editorials and critique we find any time  any one group suppresses the other group into giving up their rights or freedom or life. Even though many critics of the Qin legalists*, Confucians et al, of that time were put to death or banished, somehow this message survived.  The message in the Tao te Ching, possibley directed to the Legalists or Qin aristocracy, is that their laws cannot control morality and make people good especially if they cannot lead by example.  There is something else more spiritually driven that guides morality and goodness.

What one group tries to suppress, the other group learns how to preserve. This is the Tao of Government. 

 

DON'T

FUCKING

SUBMIT

FIND

BALANCE

FIND

PEACE

FIND

LOVE

FIND

YOUR

OWN

WAY


 
Posted by Welcome to 3Dhs Ranch on Wednesday, February 14, 2007 - 2:47 AM
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