and yes, that's a
Stella reference, but anyway today a screaming came across the blogsosphere as a line was drawn and this entry fell on one side of it while good taste came down on the other. Alas, all my time-consuming link work, and that shit takes some time, was for naught. Naught I say! Except I can recycle it and paste it here, where it belongs, on Myspace. Incidentally, the head was "Not what you put your twat in when you're done waffling."
Reading the word twatwaffle over here reminds me of a conversation I keep having about the word douche bag. See, it all started when I was talking to this guy, and not just any guy but the one who created the brilliant reality TV parody, The Joe Schmo Show. He relayed a conversation he'd had where he and another guy were trying to figure out what a douche bag really is. "I think it's what you put your douche in when you're done with it," he surmised. Naturally, I had to get off the phone and repeat this immediately because that's so not what a douche bag is, so you can imagine my surprise when I discovered that a number of other people also were unclear on what exactly a douche bag is. Come on, people! It's not like dickhead or butthead where there's some question about which abstract image the word conjures. A douche bag is a real thing. The last time this came up, a lengthy Google Image Search resulted. Now we're all the wiser, though our pH levels are sorely out of whack.