Mike's Corrective Phrenology Clinic is open for service. The Clinic also offers bloodletting services.Phrenology -- The idea that you can tell what a person's personality is like by examining the bumps on that person's skull. As for the corrective aspect, the Clinic has the following on hand: hammers, baseball bats, batons, and 1-inch wooden dowels.Bloodletting -- The idea that you can heal a person's ills by letting some of their blood out. The Clinic has a few knives on hand, too.
All services offered gratis to local, state and federal government personnel. Especially to those in collections or regulatory enforcement.