FINALIST!
1.yo momma got one leg and she works at Ihop!
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2. one time there was a teenager about 18 he brought his girlfriend home late at night and he shared a bedroom with his little brother that is about 7 and the sleep on a bunk bed and the teenager sleeps on the top bunk so they were about to have sex and the teenager said if you want it harder wisper tomato if you want a new position say lettice
tomato
tomato
lettice
tomato
lettice
and about 20mins in the little brother wakes up and hears them wispering lettace tomato and the little boy says
stop making sandwitch's you got mayonaise all over my face!!!!!!!!
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3. Why do men think so much?
-because we got two heads
Why do women talk so much?
-because they got two sets of lips
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4. Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
The white owl goes who who
The Black owl goes WHO DAT WHO DAT!!!!
ahahahhaahha WHO DAT???
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5. You have to think in a filipino accent, here you go, hope it makes you laugh
. TENACIOUS - Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
2. DEPOSIT - Call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!
3. SPLAT - Oh my goodness, my tire splat!
4. ASSOCIATE - When I went to da bathroom, associate in da toilet so I plashed it.
5. HOSTESS - When da pone rings, I ask hostess?
6. BEEF STEW - My beeper beeps, does your beef stew?
7. PERSUADING - This month will be my cousin's persuading anniversary.
8. DEPRESSED - Depressed is da one who leads da mass on Sundays.
9. DEFICIT - Bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit.
10. STATUE - Oy, Pedro....statue?
11. UNO, DOS, TRES - Uno! dos tres are burning!
12. CANDIDATE - I ordered too much pood, I think I candidate!
13. CHICKEN NUT BREAD - My sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread
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6. WHAT DO YOU CALL TO MEXICANS , IN A FIGHT ? JUAN ON JUAN
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7. so there's this party this coming weekend and the penis tells the balls hey hey let's go to this party it's going down fosure. then the balls say naw you're lying. the penis goes im serious then the balls go noo everytime there's a party im always left outside knocking. >=]
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8.FEMALE COMEBACKS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
From: http://www.myspace.com/faithfulsin
9. why are pirites so mean.................................cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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