Posted by Eustace
Top 10 Reasons to See Eustace at Mosgos on Saturday!
10. To see what color of tie Tristin will be wearing this time.
09. To enjoy a cup of coffee while listening to good music.
08. Becuase our last show really wasn't our last.
07. To see William play a killer drum solo
06. Because Derek is freakin hot!
05. But he is married...so come check out Tristin's new do!
04. Because Austin is back!
03. Because Hey Eleanor Rocks!
02. Because all the cool kids are doing it!
01. Because if you don't you'll have bad luck for the next seven years
Now pass this on...no seriously!

Posted by Drumville (aka William our drummer)
Top 10 Reasons not to See Eustace on Saturday!
10. Mosgo's has a low capacity
09. There is actually a $15 cover charge
08. No alcohol
07. We're not as good as the Rubberneckers.
06. You don't want to be to tired for church!
05. The fire demons are playing t the Vista (w/ Nipplepotomus)
04. Bucketlist opens in theaters.
03. All the cool kids are doing drugs.
02. William does not do good drum solos
01. Are we still a band?

Posted by Eustace
10 Reasons why Williams post was Wrong
10. Yes! We are still a band...sort of.
09. Because he is just mad that he deleted all of our loops!
08. Because the Ice Angels are way better than the Fire Demons!
07. Who goes to morning church? 6pm D St. Neighborhood Center Arcata, CA!
06. Because you can't trust anyone with a Bowl Cut!
05. Because he is wrong it is a FREE show!
04. Because who reads rebuttal bulletins anyway?
03. Who really knows how to pronounce "Startare"?
02. Because drummers just make noise...
01. He's right his drums solos aren't that good!

Posted by Drumville
Top 10 Reasons You Don't blast people in Bulletins
10. they will play intentionally bad drum fills.
09. they have a mic, and they will openly mock your haircut.
08. oddly enough, they will not hit you with their car.
07. they will delete all the loops again.
06. lloyd christmas and harry dunn had bowl cuts.
05. because singers need to sing and not type.
04. because its the rebuttal rebuttal rebuttal bulletins that people are really into.
03. because the ice angels one was almost clever
02. Star-tar-HEY ASS!
01. tristin's drum solo's suck.

Posted by Eustace
Final 10 Reasons Why you Should Come to the Eustace Show!
10. Because Bethany Cseh's Artwork is on display!
09. Because William has one of the greatest drum solos I have ever heard.
08. Because William is such a good friend that he wouldn't respond negatively again!
07. Because Austin is a great guitarist.
06. Because Hey Eleanor is amazing!
05. To see Tristin stick to the only thing he is good at...singing.
04. it is not the size of the coffee shop that matters but how you rock it
03. Because even the guys who say you shouldn't go will be there
02. Have we mentioned It is FREE!
01. Because I am tired of doing top ten reason lists. So you should just come! Hope to see ya there!

note: this was all in good fun our humor is strange. It was a battle of wits...and in the end we both got tired and went to bed.

Eustace Show
Mosgos
Arcata. CA
Saturday
1.12.08
8pm
free
opening is Hey Eleanor