Hello! We've been in the studio recording for the past week, and the record is sounding incredible! Matt Pence has been great to work with, and I'm pretty sure nobody in the band is ready to go back to real life.

We've also been perfecting our sharp shooting skills. Chris and Myself are pretty good at nailing a Coke Zero can from about 50 yards with a pellet on ten pumps, the other guys could use some practice. Although I will say, Jake proved himself to be extremely adept at alternative ammo engineering.

Chris has also shown exceptional promise in the sandwich assembling field, although I can't say first hand, since he didn't make me one. Mike however, perhaps the pickiest eater of the bunch, was convinced that his Chris Considine created po'boy was a culinary classic.

I've discovered a sauce by the name of "After Death", that, despite a complete lack of subtleties in the flavor department, serves as an excellent decongestant.

Jake discovered which one of his bandmates he would prefer not to share a room with in the future due to an incredible talent for abnormally loud and bizarre snoring patterns, I forgot who that was....

And despite his slow progress behind a BB gun, that clean Argyle air has inspired Taylor to coin a few phrases that will probably outlive his stretchy ol' bod!

Show's coming up at the double wide next month, so be on the lookout! And look for changes on this page soon also, who know's maybe we'll have something new on here to listen to.

Best,
Marc