So the other night I decided to have a light supper at one of the olde establishments down by the port.  Nothing extravagant, mind you - I figured best to keep it under $5000 (skip the 4th and 5th courses).  Of course I had them prepare my usual table, seaside but facing inward enough to see and be seen.  Now, the usual wine steward was holidaying in Barbados (poor fool, that part of the Carribean is SO 1982!), so naturally they had a replacement.  This OAF had the nerve to suggest I go with a 1988 Chateau Beumont instead of the 1955 Chateau Lefite!  I tell you, I had half a mind to leave right then and there, but I resolved to not allow this VULGAR BUFFON to spoil my evening.  The rest of the evening went more or less "d'accord" but this is one event I shant forget for quite some time!  Anyway, that's all for now, I'm off to weekend in my GIGAYACHT... toodaloo...