Okay, so this super-cool picture is the product of one of the Denton Record-Chronicle's fine photographers, Gary Payne. (He's the MySpace friend that has a jockey on his back. I like making meowing sounds at him, in honor of SpongeBob Squarepants' pet snail, Gary.)

Anyway, the underlying photo is my work picture, which graces my awesome press pass. For some reason, Gary decided that our city reporter, Lowell, needed a Lucha Libre mask and a professional wrestling name (which anyone can obtain at http://www.kujosoft.com/wng/wng.php). I'm not sure which came first, the mask or the name, but shortly thereafter (after I had named and mocked the name of nearly everyone in the newsroom), Gary generously spent a good 15 minutes finding me a mask and creating a picture to accompany my alter-pro-wrestling-persona, Sheik Warrior.

Mild-mannered Sarah will eventually return. After I kick some ass.