Only 28 easy payments will get you your very own guide to keeping it real:

"The X28 Guide to All Things Real"

In this book you will learn how to keep it real, and then learn how to lower your realness in case someone is uncomfortable with how real you are.  Sometimes in certain situations that occur everyday you may want to take how real you are keeping it to a new level.  This guide will help you focus your realness and keep you realer than anyone else in the room.

Keep on keepin' it real!!!!

P.S.  This is mainly for all those you just have a problem keeping it real.  Anyone who has a good level of realness and is comfortable with how real they are should take caution and consult their doctor before using our guide.