Under the direction of world cinema giant, Harribo Leckstein, Last Man
Standing have wrapped shooting on the feature-film "Queen Kong" based on their
song "queen kong in the jungle of eden". The film which is set at the begining
of time and carries through to the present day, was a "labour of lust"
according to singer Max Vanderwolf. "We knew there was a story to tell in this
song but it took a pervert like Hari to underscore the truly demented nature of
the psyche within- its a classic story which will be familiar to all: boy meets
girl, boy gets girl, boy loses girls amongst a sea of banana's, boy find
happiness sharing girl with jungle primate. "
Asked to comment guitarist and co-producer Chris Cordoba responded: "I can't be
arsed"
The debauched epic was shot almost entirely at the Queen Boedicia Pub in
Farringdons where a hot little bartender named Nikki kept the cast fuelled with
high octane drinks and the occasional complimentary coffee.
The cast, made up largely of misfits, freaks and the very best of Londons
burlesque queens including Tallula airstewardess of your wettest of dreams,
Nensi the gypsy goddess of Albania who has killed scores of men with a single
smile, a small nation of ukranian and lituanian refugeees each one so white-hot
special electric fans needed to be brought in keep the room from igniting.
"My balls hurt" complained cameraman and assistant director Jon Sadlier. "But
I'd do it again in a minute. "
At the end of the first day of shooting, one ukrainian beauty needed to be
removed by emergency serivce teams from the writhing sacrum of keyboardist Art
Terry. "Hey man, I'm just doing my thing- the girl just got too close I guess".
The film also features the enchanting gender-obfuscator, Pia who has made
previous stage appearances with Last Man Standing.
Hotter than you average girl Pia's prescence on any event confuses boys and
girls alike. "She's pretty" confesses. Vanderwolf.
The role of Queen Kong was the subject of an arduous and world-wide talent hunt
and the subject of speculation across the film trade. 'We needed someone not
only sexy, not only intelligent, not only soulful but someone that made you
wanna lay down and die like a dog at the feet of devastating eternal beauty. "
says Leckstein. That role was filled finally by the Belarussian goddess of the
stage and screen Oksana.
"I'm.....I'm.....not well." admitted Max Vanderwolf. "This woman so deeply lived
up to the terrifyingly beautiful ideal of womanhood that it was like watching my
song come to life. I felt her humanity instantly- and other things too. Her
poise, her beauty and her willingness to give herself up to this role spoke to
the very meaning of the song. I felt both love and loss in her prescense. I
will forever be grateful. Minsk's loss is my gain. "
The film which is expected to run 6 hours and 45 minutes will first be released
as a 4 minute promotional music video.
Haribo Leckstein whose last film, "Fly in The Ointment of Time" won several
international awards including the prestigious Palm O'live, led the production
like "a field commander at an orgy. "
"We lost a lot of good men in the making of this film", noted bassist Andre
"Peppermint" Shapps, " I don't think any of them minded. "
"I don't know exactly what happened this weekend - " added Vanderwolf," but I
know one thing, there are a lot of weird stains on my clothes, I can't find my
keys and I haven't stopped smiling...."
"That's 3 things"
" See? I can't even count anymore"
"That's 4 things"