Stranger: HI
You: it's late.
You: I require a bed time story
You: and maybe a snack.
Stranger: hallo
Stranger: what's up
You: I'm still waiting on my bedtime story
Stranger: i see
You: I brought in the cookies and everything
Stranger: good pickup line
You: it really is.
Stranger: what are you looking for
You:
well, I was hoping for an inspirational tale about how bill clinton
balanced the federal budget in the 90s, but I could go for a good story
about unicorns
Stranger: have i got just the one for you
Stranger: once upon a time
Stranger: there was a silver haired fox
Stranger: he had many many responsibilities
Stranger: and many people came from near and far to seek his wisdom
Stranger: he always had the best advice
Stranger: until one day
Stranger: he looked very sad
Stranger: and the horn protruding from his forehead was no longer there
You: :( :(
Stranger: "what happened to your unicorn horn, mr silver haired fox"
Stranger: "well, i solved the world's budget problems"
Stranger: "made great strides in world peace"
Stranger: "and i also ushered in a new digital age that brought a booming economy to our nation"
Stranger: "but ever since that girl with the blue dress came, i haven't been horny any more"
Stranger: GET IT HE LOST HIS HORN
Stranger: HE IS NO LONGER HORNY
You: LOL
You: that was pretty good.
Stranger: AND HE WAS A UNICORN PRESIDENT TO RULE US ALL
You: I think I'll be able to sleep soundly tonight.
Stranger: WITH A BENEVOLENT HOOF
Stranger: AND A STRONG SENSE OF MORAL CHARACTER
Stranger: DEFINED AS HIS DEFINITION OF "IS"
Stranger: well i am glad if i was able to help
Stranger: now i will disengaged capslock
Stranger: engage ninja mode
Stranger: and steal a cookie
You: thank you, kind stranger.
You: take as many as you require.
Stranger: *yoink*
Stranger: thank you as my journey will become difficult from here
Stranger: i must destroy this ring
You: MAYBE WE WILL MEET AGAIN.
You: godspeed.
Stranger: with my traveling companion
Stranger: and you as well