God damn it, I'm just so damn moved that 50 Cent has decided to title his next album "Curtis" which is, of course, his God given real name. What this means, people, is that you can expect the album to be composed of ditties and space jams of a superemely personal nature.

Now that I've got your attention for a moment, I want to address the lapse in Butch & Bellie's performance schedule. I need you to know that Bellie has given birth to a child. Through his anal passage, Bellie painfully yet expertly birthed a small child, and over the past couple of months we've been watching the thing grow. It still looks rather strange but we're certain in a few more short months it should be able to do household chores.

I would like to make a solumn promise to you folks that once this child is able to walk, we will play our next show. However, to play a show prior to that point would be a sacrilidge to my apathy towards religion.

Sincerely yours in life,

Butch Beurre-Blanc