The name's Candice (or Scandalous if you're my former gay boss) and I like cans of compressed air and cowgirl hats.

I'm just another one of the world's semi-intelligent, confused teenagers who can easily point out all the flaws in society and offer no solution. You know--the kind that leans liberal, listens to esoteric Indie bands, reads Post-Modern poetry, and uses Wikipedia to substantiate their opinion…We're as common as sleep deprivation nowadays.

To most people, I seem pretty boring and reserved. However, I do have a tendency of instigating looks of surprise now and again. "You listen to THEM?" "You did WHAT last weekend?" "I thought Asians were supposed to be good at math!" "Candice… where did your pants go?"

I'm a self-described wannabe Jacqueline-of-all-trades. I love learning. I love traveling. I love adventures. I love thinking. I love reflecting. I love things that are transgressive, different, new.  I'll flirt with extremes, but never commit myself entirely. I keep eclectic company: cheerleaders, writers, gamers, stoners… anyone interesting with a sense of basic human decency really.  Send me a message if you'd like; I'm pretty friendly despite how much of a cynical cunt I can sound at times.

I'm complicated, not the easiest person to read, and I rather enjoy playing the part of the mysterious bystander (who hops into the action now and then).

Life's more fun that way.