* What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed.

* "...I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --"

"He was asking for it, " snarled Dudley.

*"I heard you last night, " said Dudley breathlessly. "Talking in your sleep. Moaning."

*"Ah well...wand still in your jeans?"

*"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WAND OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!"

* "You two just Apparated on my knees!"

"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"

* "There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.

"So, got there yet?" said George eagerly.

* "...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's bedroom."

* "Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open."

* "Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight holes."

* "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."

* "...when it appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir, " said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."

* "She's somethin' when she's roused, Olympe...fiery, you know...'spect it's the French in her..."

* "He was rather taller than Snape, who, Harry noticed, had balled his fist in the pocket of his cloak over what Harry was sure was the handle of his wand."

* "Stand up and take out your wand, Potter."

* "I thought not, " said Snape, watching him closely. "You let me get in too far. You lost control."

* He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wand.

* "He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."

* "Ron wrenched the hangings apart, and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back."

* "Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break, " said George.

"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.

* "Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Wand out, Potter."

Harry moved into his usual position...

* "But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."

* "...did things with a wand I've never seen before..."

* "Sirius pushed his chair roughly aside and strode around the table towards Snape, whipping his wand out as he went; Snape whipped out his own."

* "Snape eyed Harry, tracing his mouth with one long, thin finger as he did so."

* "Well?" said Ron finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered for a moment.

"Wet." He said truthfully.

* "What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's leather jacket. "Was it-- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use-- his thing?"

* "He bit hard on his pillow, to stop himself from making a noise."

* "Running to Daddy now, are you? Is his ickle boxing champ frightened of nasty Harry's wand?"

* Harry snorted. He walked around the room again, looking anywhere but at Ron and Hermione. "So what have you two been doing if you're not allowed in meetings?" he demanded. "You said you'd been busy."

* "Say hello to him [Hagrid] for us!" called Hermione, as Harry proceeded down the ward. "And ask him what's happening about...about his little friend!"

* "... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again..."

* "Fred and George were looking particularly annoyed; both were bandy-legged and winced with each movement..."

* "Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody.

* "He came last night, when you were in bed, " said Mr. Weasley.

* "He let out a long, slow breath and stared up at the brilliant blue sky. Every day this summer had been the same: the tension, the expectation, the temporary relief, and then mounting tension again...and always, growing more insistent all the time, the question of why nothing had happened yet."

* "Anyway, its a nightmare of a year, the fifth, " said George. "If you care about exam results, anyway. Fred and I managed to keep our peckers up somehow."

* "He [Harry] tried to eat, but it was like chewing carpet."

* Put that away, will you?" said Sirius finally, as James made a fine catch and Wormtail let out a cheer. "Before Wormtail wets himself from excitement."

* "I see, " said Uncle Vernon, looking from his white-faced wife to Harry and hitching up his trousers. He seemed to be swelling...

* "'Don't kill Cedric! Don't kill Cedric!' Who's Cedric -- your boyfriend?"

* "Ha ha ha, Harry, look at it--" said Ron, watching it disgorge its gaudy innards. "Harry, come and touch it, bet it's weird--"..."Harry, look what's happen--no--no, I don't like it--no, stop--stop--"

* "Kreacher won't *quite* as devoted to him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging a pair of my father's old trousers last week."

* "One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley."

* "That was me, " he said. "I was slashed..."

* "...which left Harry free to sit down on the grass between the beech and the bushes and watch the foursome under the tree."

* "Kreacher was disappearing through the door to the hall, looking back at them malevolently as he hitched up his loincloth..."

* "Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?"

* ...She pressed hard on the top of his head. "Doesnt it ever lie flat?" she said desperately. Harry shook his head.

* "Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

* "He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their wands pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

* "Ron ejaculated loudly."

* "Well-- it's just that you seem to be labouring under the delusion that I am going to-- what is the phrase?-- come quietly. I am afraid I am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius."

* "Zacharias folded his arms and said nothing, though perhaps this was because he was too busy keeping an eye on the instrument in Fred's hand."

* "Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, wands raised..."

* "I DID IT!" said Neville gleefully. "I've never done it before -- I DID IT!"

* "I was sure if he realized that our relationship was - or ever had been - closer then that of headmaster and pupil..."

* "A couple of weeks after his dream of Rookwood, Harry was to be found, yet again, kneeling on the floor of Snape's office..."

* "You think you're such a big man, Potter, " said Malfoy, advancing now, Crabbe and Goyle flanking him. "You wait. I'll have you."

* "... his right, Malfoy's arm extended, too, reaching, groping... It was over in two, breathless, desperate, windswept seconds- Harry's fingers closed around the... ball..."

* Both Sirius and Snape lowered their wands... the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses...

"But what's going on?" asked Mr. Weasley.

"Nothing, Arthur, " said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run a long distance."

* "Mrs Weasley returned from Diagon Alley around six o' clock, laden with books and carrying a long package wrapped in brown paper that Ron took from her with a moan of longing."

* Yeh've got to stroke 'em, " said Hagrid, as though this was the most obvious thing in the world. "Look-"

* "What are you doing?" said Harry curiously. "How come you're not going to Hogsmeade?"

"We've come to give you a bit of festive cheer before we go, " said Fred with a mysterious wink. "Come in here..."

He nodded toward an empty classroom to the left of the one-eyed statue. Harry followed Fred and George inside. George closed the door quietly and then turned, beaming, to look at Harry.

"Early Christmas present for you, Harry, " he said.

Fred pulled something from his cloak with a flourish...

* "How come Fred and George never gave it to me!" said Ron, outraged. "I'm their brother!"

* "Can we have another go? Just one more go?"

"Not now, " said Lupin firmly. "You've had enough for one night."

* "Something sliver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wand"

* "Tangled together in a many-armed hug, the Gryffindor team sank, yelling hoarsely, back to earth."

* "Harry had a confused impression of noise and bodies pressing in on him."

* "Professor Lupin hurled into the room, his face bloodless, his wand raised and ready."

* Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed. "You-- you--"

"Hermione--"

"--you and him!"

"Hermione, calm down--"

"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"

"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"

* "I'm going to tie him up, " said Lupin. "That's all, I swear"

* "I bound and gagged Black, naturally"

* "Hermione, what--?" "In here!" Hermione seized Harry's arm and dragged him across the hall to the door of a broom closet; she opened it, pushed him inside among the buckets and mops, then slammed the door behind them.

* "Hermione's mouth was slightly open by the time Harry had finished."

* "But Harry could hardly swallow."

* "Why so miserable, Harry?" he said quietly. "You should be very proud of yourself after last night."

* 'Thirteen and a half inches. Yes. Powerful wand, very powerful, but in the wrong hands

* "Dobby groaned, more tears dripping on the ragged pillowcase"

* "Yeh sure Yeh're all righ'? Yeh look all hot an' bothered"

* "lesson one: Holding Your Wand (some useful tips)"

* "Place your right hand on your broom and say UP"

* "A sharp intake of breath told him they were Hermione's"

* "Lord Voldemort had appeared in the middle of the hall, his wand pointing at harry who stood frozen, quite unable to move"

* "the harder she tried to pull it over his head, the smaller it seemed to become"

* "Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight holes."

* "But Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmose revulsion.

'I let you sleep in my bed!' he said."

* "Whoops- My wand is a little over excited"

* "Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating.

* "professor--professor, don't you want to taste my p--?" Called Harry desperately

* "Harder!" shouted Harry

* "Harry rubbed his wand feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end... which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur"

* 'There was no need to stick the wand in that hard, ' he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. 'It hurt.'

* 'I dunno, ' said Harry. 'Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride.'

* "i've got the whips waiting...oh please let me do it now..."

* "Now, now, boys, " squeaked Professor Flitwick reproachfully. "A little less talk, a little more action...Let me see you try...."

* Harry tried every variation of "I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you" that he could think of for a whole hour...

* Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.

* As each swelling was popped, a large amount of thick yellowish-green liquid burst forth, which smelled strongly of petrol."

* "He knows man, "

"Knows what?"

"Knows what it's like to be out there DOING it, "

* 'Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was - well, never mind - the point is, she spotted me doing something and I, um, I asked her not to mention it to anybody.'

* 'Voldemort put a bit of himself inside me?' Harry said, thunderstruck

* "Yeah, size is no guarantee of power" said George.

*"dumbledore lit the tip of his wand, and smiled down at harry"

*'we've been at it for ages, i need to rest for a bit'

* "Where do you suppose this goes?"

Harry: "I have a hunch!"

* Harry and Ron were delighted when she told Malfoy he'd been doing it wrong for years"

* Harry didn't sleep all night. He could hear Neville sobbing into his pillow for what seemed like hours. Harry couldn't think of anything to say to comfort him. He knew Neville, like himself, was dreading the dawn. What would happen when the rest of Gryffindor found out what they'd done?

* "..the lump in Ron's pocket trembled.."

* "Harry wondered nervously what Dumbledore was planning to do with him that evening."

* "Harry turned eagerly to see Dumbledore bending over his cabinet."

* "Harry was indeed apprehensive, but Dumbledore was smiling."

* Mr weasley's hand had switched to traveling. 'He's coming!

* "Same time tomorrow?" said Dudley.

"Round my place, my parents will be out, " said Gordon.

* "Ginny, your hands are filthy, what have you been doing?"

* "As he (Harry) closed the study door behind him, he distinctly heard Phineas Nigellus say, 'I can't see why the boy should be able to do it better than you, Dumbledore.'

* "...Harry, who was still trying not to think about Ginny any more than he could help, despite the fact that she kept cropping up in his dreams in ways that made him devoutly thankful that Ron could not perform Legilimency."

* 'Are you alright?' asked Dumbledore, looking down at him solicitously. 'The sensation takes some getting used to.' 'I'm fine, ' said Harry, rubbing his ears'

* "It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away"

* .....said Lockhart, reaching out and grasping his shoulder. 'I understand. Natural to want a bit more once you've had that first taste- and I blame myself for giving you that.."

* "well, aren't you going to put it in, that's what the other boy did"

**********Deathly Hallows Innuendo***********

* He thought of Ginny and her blazing look and the feel of her lips on his…

* "Good" said Voldemort. He drew out his own wand and compared lengths

* "i've got an unbeatable wand, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

* wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's

* At the sight of Krum's wand, the memories came flooding back to Harry

* Hermione suggested to Ron somewhere he could shove his wand..."

* Something hot and wet was trickling down his chin"

* "Uncle Vernon was still staring, appalled, at the bulge in Dedalus's waistcoat pocket."

* 'I'm doing it, I'm doing -! Oh, it's you, ' said Ron in relief, as Harry entered the room.

* 'No, ' said Bill at once, 'I'll do it, I'll come.'

* Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry, ' said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly

* Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his wand from his trousers. 'It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they're tight

* "Harry woke up and was strangely lonely he wasn't included with Ron and Hermione "

* "You're underage!" Mrs Weasley shouted at her daughter a Harry approached. "I won't permit it!"

* "I followed it behind the shed and then it... well it went inside me"

* ''Snape turned on the spot, wand gripped tightly in his hand''

* 'My wand acted of its own accord'

* "I hate the fact that he can get inside me, that i have to watch him..."

* "And twice he came accidentally upon them"

* "For a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each other's chests"

* "Yaxley drew his wand again, pointing it over his companions head"

* "Was he ever inside the Lestranges...."

and i added some of my own:

* "Your wand performed something unique that night..."

* "Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt"

* "You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either"

* ''I'm coming, Harry, I'm coming!"

* "What's got your wand in a knot?"

* "Hermione came out of snape's office; the front of her robes bulging"