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Current mood:  giggly Category: Life
8/31/09: omfg so today at work i'm bagging and i hear "cynthia dial 220" on the intercom
so i dial it.
and my co-worker was like "go walk by the bathroom and wait for a lady to come out cause i was in there and she was in the handicapped stall and it sounded like she had a can of something."
i'm like "mannnn, what if she kills me? i should go in disguise!" cause i had on a shirt under my work shirt, but i decided against that.
So i wait by the bathroom and bryan walks by, and so does the person that told me to wait by the bathroom.
so we're chatting it up and bryan goes to call our manager.
and soon as our manager calls for security on the intercom, a lady comes out of the bathroom and is looking hella shady.
so me and bryan run into the womens bathroom and find a can of beer in the garbage where you throw away "sanitary napkins".
so we're like "ohshizz!" and run outta the bathroom and find our manager.
I go to look for the lady and i find her on an aisle and me and bryan are like running around all over the store like crazy people lol, so we decide to go one aisle over and are listening to her phone conversation for clues.
we were totally stealth ninjas at this point.
so my manager is like "i'm gonna go talk to her, but i need an entourage, y'all come with"
so me and sandra are totally up for it but bryan decides to be a big fat chicken and is like 2 aisles behind us while we hunt her down.
so we pass her on aisle 8 and decide to come around from aisle 7,
so bryan thinks she's on 7 where we turned, so he goes into 8 so he could hear everything,
except,
HE RUNS STRAIGHT INTO HER.
lmfao i seriously peed my pants
so yeah idk what happened but she left and came back and was yelling at my manager and sandra and then they called the cops for her drinking and driving.
dang. that was super funny though.
Sometime in August/09: I was getting carts in the parking lot and this guy comes up
and taps me on the shoulder and is like, "Excuse me, but when did they start hiring supermodels here?"
and i was like "OHpshhiwish! ohhhhyouuuu. silly man. bahaaa."
Sometime in July/09: This old man comes up to me and is like "I need a red baskie."
So I'm like "Oh a red basket?"
"Yes. A baskie. And I need lima beans in a can"
So i give him a damn baskie and start walking him down the bean aisle and I'm trying to be nice and start up a conversation, and he starts singing, "My mother told me not to put beans in my ears" in the tune of "the wheels on the bus.."
He stops after one line, and I'm like "that's a nice so--"
"My mother told me not to put beans in my ears, beans in my ears, beans in my ears. My mother told me not to put beans in my ears, but I couldn't hear her cause there were BEANS IN MY EARS."
-silence-
"Here's the beans. Bye." LMFAO.
Way back in 08: I think me and Cassie were having a sticker war or something
and we were in the backroom and we saw matt
so i run up and put a sticker on him like in the middle of his back
so he keeps going round and round in circles trying to get it off
and is like "I can't take it off!!!!"
i was forreal on the floor laughing so effing hard
June/09: Me and my friend Nick were bagging and we saw this guy standing in front of the "in" door to come in the store.
The "out" door he was supposed to use was on the right.
So he stands there and stares at the door for like 10 mins and me and nick are like WTF?
so while he's doing that people are using the correct door right in front of him.
so people start to come in from the door he's standing in front of, so he moves aside and lets them in and then goes out the in door.
THEN HE COMES BACK 5 MINUTES LATER.
AND STARES AT THE EFFING IN DOOR AGAIN.
He starts hitting it to see if it will open.
which IT DOESNT OF COURSE.
so he proceeded to just stand there while people came in and out. finally he did what he did before and left for good.
I still don't understand what he was trying to do... :/
3:54 AM
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