Haha, i saw this, and it made me laugh.. its called a poem for the girls...

              I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
           And I can justify any shopping spree.
         Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
           I can get a massage without a hard-on.
              I can balance the checkbook,
                I can pump my own gas.
     Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
    My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
     At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
        I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
     And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
            I never forget,an important date.
       You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
       I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
     Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
       I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
    And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
     Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
       In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
          Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
        Look at ME you idiot... Not at my chest????
    I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
     I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling.
         DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK .
                     I am a WOMAN.
                  Get it?, you DICK!?!