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Good news, i was playing farmville on face book and realized you automatically get a dollar for something for some reason. in any case, i had 7 and that was enough for a blue outhouse. Im real happy. it reminds me of my smurf blue car. What does bother me is the game isnt realistic. Theres no drought, no insects, none of the stuff real farmers do. I play a lot of strategy games on Club Pogo which transformed me into really thinking a lot. I think too much for farmville. The cows have three options, you can move them, harvest the milk when time is right, or pet them. Petting them only seems to make them moo. I thought it would make them produce more coins or quicker. I remember my grandfather mentioning his older brother Len (this guy was scary) was a poor dairy farmer cause his cows produced bad milk due ot his punching them. Uncle len would be 110 or so right now and anyone who lived 100 years ago tends to be a dick. Anyhow petting i thought was the oppiste of punching but it really doenst do anything.
I had a great day at work today. I worked sunday and really got ahead. Unfortuanlty everything i did was just sittng there cause the bosses worthless spoiled brat kid kenw hed be busy and didnt show up. However i didnt have him around to annoy the hell out of me. He hocks loogies and spits in my garbage can all the time. He complains, doesnt listen, has OCD and cleans non stop instead of doing something that involves profit making. He comes back from lunch sweating and all hyper for some drug related reason. Drives me insane. So without him there , i can do my crap, realize i like my job, and jsut think. i thought of farmville and how i can improve it or do something really special. I was thinking of red and yellow hay bales surrounding my whole farm or making a big innitail in the plants for my name when it hit me, crop circles. Maybe a crop circle-like penis shape. then i thought dirty words. why not just write penis in farm plots. Penis is a big word and then i thought Balls would be funnier and isnt too dirty faceboook would cancel my account for being offensive. ANyhow heres a pic of what i got.....
I made sure to post it in my status for everyone to see. Though im my real self on facebook, sirbutlust and his mentally ill self is starting to poke out. I put a caption that read "Mentally ill farmer mike becomes rich, thus excentric, and plows over his field to make awkward moments for Farmvilles Scenic Arial Tours using dirty word -like crop circles." im loosing valuble farm estate and feel like im Kevin Costner in feild of dreams. i really dont have any bills like he did on his farm so i can get by. "if you make a balls sign, airplanes will see it" . sounds like a good movie. Its about a stubborn old slighlty excentric farmer with tourettes, who fights for his right to have dirty words in his cornfield and people are trying to stop him.
In other news, heres a new funny song ive been hearing now and then at work on the radio.
Hopefully "embed" means it will put the youtube viedo in my blog here. This song cracks me up. Its called "the great defector" and is by Bell X1. The part where he goes sing ing fast and unaudible in the begining with "blah blah blah-a-blah i love the color of it all doo doo da dododa" or the "whiny funny part". i was like what makes this so funny then wehn i looked it up i realized they are irish. ha ha funny. i just noticed it has clapping, ha ha ha. (im listening to it as i type this).
While at the bar friday night, i told the girlfriend i found out hte name of the band with the funny "defector " song. Having no idea what i was talking about i then told her i forgot the name of the band but its named after a airforce plane or something. Fortuanly she had one of those blackberry things that i hate but was useful this one night and found out hte name of the band. I walked to the jukebox noticing Jimi hendrix was playing kinda lightly. this may mean its back ground music and when i put mine in, JImmy hendrix will stop and my song will come on. This made me nervois cause the biker looking big owner of the bar was sitting right by the juke box and i didnt want him to know i was playing that. I tiptoed not htat would really do anything and covered it like i was one of those guys almost humping the urinal to avoid people seeing there penis and played the song and did a "napoleon dynomite" run away. turns out Jiimi was requested, it was just being played light cause the two bartenders sucked.
There was the new guy, some tall dude who avoided eye contact with anyone who needed a beer and the red haired curly jewihs looking lady who also avoided eye contact. I had to wait forever for a beer a few times. I d put my empty beer on the rail and you know what hte bitch did? She grabbed it, not looking up to see if anyone is there such as me , and threw it away, avoiding eyecontact as if she was seeing right over and through me. Im amazed when this happens, do you stupid bartenders even consider someone put that beer there and needs another, do you even look? So done with that rant, i had my littel Bell X1 song on. i said to my girlfrend "isnt this funny" and she was like "no.".
She went to the bathroom and i was trying to hear the song thinkng how they ahve speakers in the bathrooma and they are by the jukebox so she wont miss a second of the hilarity. She was gone for a while. she was playing her own mostly non funny songs. She did play Rhinestats (sp?) "du hous" and nice heavy angry song in german. SHe remembered how i told her my roommates evil white cat comes running when he hears that song or any German in general (i call the cat little hitler). I showed how i sing the song "He is a little kitty cat, white ear black ear, nien nein nein solomon, due haus, solomon" and it goes on like that. Funny a german possible recarnation in kitty form of hitler or possibly gobbles has a jewish name like solomon. the shelter gave it to him. In a moment of irony i learned at the cat shelter they had a kitty cat with the curly sideburns, beard and little hat was named adolph.
So anyhow heres a list of non funny songs my girlfriend made me listen to. ( i borrowed her pen and took notes on a coupon, it was hard casue she would keep trying to see what i was writing)
1.That stupid Black crows band with that "she talks to angels" wuss song. THey are as bad as lenny kravitz.
2.Kings of Leon. i hear them everyday but forget what they sing. seem popular but not funny.
3.Journey - that "highway run" song. not funny.
But then seh played tool, i forget which song, it wasnt stinkfist or the intermission songs which are my favorite but it was good . I also like all of Undertow but "sober" and teh "were going to miss you" song i want for my funeral. Then while i was peeing, Bloodhound Gangs "pennslvania" came on and i remember looking down and seeing i was peeing harder cause i was so happy and started singing along in the bathroom. i think iw as pretty buzzed by then.
I shared some deep conversation about musci with my girlfriend to drown out the sound of the Black Crows when that train wreck was playing. I told her about htis song i heard a twork and i thought it was possibly "The Who",another band i hate , and the lyrics went "it might open a door, it might open a door , to your heart doot doot doot to your heart doot doot" and she knew the song but said she thinks its peter gabriel. I think shes nuts. But i did confide when i hear the song, a little voice in my head goes "it might open a door to your fart, toot toot toot". I thought that was much better. im very deep.
I learned a lot that night about my dog from some drunk kid that showed up who was trying to pick up chics all night at the bar (unsuccessfully). he seemed real weird but was a dog trainer so he told me how to handle my beagle and why he does what he does. We were outside smoking and some jewish girls he was trying to pick up by talkin g bout dog training, started to leave, leaving one behind. I heard the one who was staying yell "Ill eat you out later" then she got nervoius and said "see you later". the dog trainer guy was good enough to point this out to her so i didnt think i was crazy and i was hearing correctly THe chic went inside to her friend and he told me that the chic who was inside was a curly haired redhead ugly jewish lesbain who was her lover and the head one. Thats odd cause the one outside was hot so it was a odd match. I walked in and realized he might be right when i saw the chic. Then the dog trainer guy came over to talk to me and my girlfrned. THe lady bartender hwo just finished counting her tips for the past hour and igonoring me walked by and whispered to me "this guy is wierd" and walked to her friend to go drink. I tlaked to the guy mroe about controlling my dog and then about thelesbians. I was saying something about lesbians real loud apparently and he said "they just heard you" and I pretended to stare at the bartender who was now drinking with a female freind hoping the jewish lesbians thought i was talking about them instead. Then that guy asked me what he bartender said to me and i told him she said he was weird. He actually got upset over that and i was like "were all werid in our own way" but he seemed to not think so. maybe he realized he was extra weird, but probably not . he probably thought he was normal. as me and my girlfriend entered our taxi, he was smoking outside begign us to visit his house in Pennsylavania. HE gave me his address for facebook and i threw it out later.
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