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Last Updated: 11/18/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 33
Sign: Cancer

City: upwind of the stink
State: NEW JERSEY
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/19/2006
Tuesday, September 22, 2009 

Piss Jugs Sparkle In The Oakland Sun
Contra Costa Times | Submitted by: jr925
"Reminiscing, he went to the same stretch of beach last month and found a whole new breed of bottles -- capped plastic vessels containing what he believes is urine. "Look at this," he said on Wednesday, holding up a soda bottle half-filled with an opaque brownish-yellow fluid. "That's a Coke bottle, but that's definitely pee in there." A half-dozen similarly filled receptacles were found during a half-hour search of the area."

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 21-Sep-2009 18:04

"Tinkle in a bottle" sung to that wiener band i cant think ofs'"message in a bottle"

Im just a trucker
in my rig in california
Another lonely day
pervert hippies in rest areas
no where to go
need to keep riding
but i have to go, hmmm notice my snapple bottle

I peed in my snapple bottle
i peed in my snapple bottle
I ll chuck it out the window
I ll chuck it out the window
Its really warm and gross
tinkle in a bottle
fermenting tinkle in a bottle

A year has passed since Ive been to a rest area
tinkling in my snapple bottles
just wish i didnt hvae to pee so much
its probably from drinking snapple
but i need them empty so i can go

I tend to prefer snapple bottles
I tend to prefer snapple bottles
I hope no one rides in the glass
I hope no one rides in the glass
I hope no one rides in the glass
tinkle in the bottle
fermented tinkle in the bottle

Ooh... tinkle sprays out when it breaks
tinkle in glass bottle

drove around this morning
Dont believe what I saw
A hundred billion rusty amber pee bottles
lying on the highways edge
Seems Im not alone in bottle tinkling
but others use plastic
maybe that would be more considerate

Ill start to use plastic bottles
no broke glass to pollute and hurt snake bellies
I hope that someone drinks my
I hope that someone drinks my
I hope that someone drinks my
Tinkle in a plastic bottle
casue they thought it was free lemonade

tinkle in a plastic bottle
has some more benefits, now i have to pee

Sending out a tinkle bottle now
This mouth hole isnt as big as snapple's
I just peed on my hand
do they make wide mouthed water bottles....
1:23 AM
 
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