Shrimp, shrimp, I love shrimp
Shrimp, shrimp, I love shrimp
I love shrimp, I love shrimp

But I do not eat the shrimp
Because I do not eat my friends.
Einstein did not eat his friends
Gandhi did not eat his friends
Frank does not eat his friends
Madonna does not eat her friends
I do not eat my friends

Not the boys and not the girls
I do not eat my friends.
I don't even know what's under,
underneath their little shells
'cause I am not a lady shrimp.
I wish I were a lady shrimp.

Then I could swim like a shrimp
Then I could talk like a shrimp
Then I could walk like a shrimp
Then I could dance like a shrimp
Then I could sing like a shrimp
Then I could be a shrimp.

Shrimp, shrimp, I love shrimp
Shrimp, shrimp, save the shrimp.
Pick them up at the grocery store
Then take them all to the ocean
Set them free with their little tails
Give them all little hats.
Shrimp, shrimp, I love shrimp

-Skellyton.