I need a million dollars, Seth Rogen.  Hire me, you will benefit tenfold.  I need to change my life!  I am the dream music supervisor and motivational speaker that you dream about.

My dipsetmuthafucka account was disabled by the powers that be after BoingBoing.net posted a super blog about me that got me a shit ton of new viewers, and then...hours later, gone!  Everything gone!  I can't even log in!  I can't message any subscribers or anything!

Buy a book now to make me happy - http://HungryMike.etsy.com has them...

Remember, I'm writing 12 books this year!  I am hand binding them too!

VICE is going to interview me for the magazine this time.

I have a lot more soul than anyone else.

MOVE ON UP
Mike.