The International Brotherhood of Organized Crime (Local No. 666) supports ACORN in its effort to shut down predatory payday lenders!
These legal payday lenders, operating only on a basis of greed, have colluded to keep us, the Mafia (La Cosa Nostra), Yakuza, Triads, and Bratva, among others, out of the market and formed a monopoly for themselves.
And since our loans aren't legal, you don't have to worry about us suing you to get our money -- we'll just stop by and have your daughter or sister work a street corner for a time until it's paid off. Think of the job skills she'll pick up in the process!
Doing business in the USA since 1850!