WILL WORK FOR FOOD
Franchises Still Available!
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We Supply:
The Cardboard Sign, The Prime Location, The Thrift Store Clothing
AND (BEST OF ALL!) --
A Special 90 Minute VHS Tape or DVD Called "How To Look Homeless"
Say Goodbye To That Dead-End Job
Call Today -- Operators Are Standing By
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Until the end of the month, we will include a wooden crutch, at no extra cost just in case some asshole actually asks you to do some work.
May God Bless
(This would also be a good opportunity for Socialists, Greens, Communists and other progressive types to spread the word about their organizations. Think about it - while you're out and about conducting business, you could be passing out party literature and registering voters. Don't forget that it shows your solidarity with the poor and commitment to the struggle!)