I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who has contributed to the Arsenal of Hypocrisy. As a young boy I remember looking at my grandfather's profile thinking, "Gee, I wonder if I'll ever have that many friends?" Now that I'm all grown up and celebrating 20,000 friends and 90,000+ plays… I realize childhood dreams really can come true. Thank you corporate Amerika. So whether you were recruited or decided to join this asshole army on your own – this poem's for you.

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In the year 2008 some will take a stand
For we're sick n' tired of shitty music ruling this land
Posers and whiners, always the dumbest of fucks
Are responsible for the commercial bullshit that sucks

Washed up heroes who can't write a song
Leave us praying for a savior all night long
When out of nowhere there suddenly comes a cry
"Hop on board… it's time to die!"

Who are you and what do you want with me?
"Just gimme a second and I'm sure you'll see!"
This project of mine is a one-man band
But sooner or later it will rule this land

Paying homage to the elders, but with sounds unheard
I'll make it simple for you with just one word
RIOTHEAD is all you need from here on out
I'll be finished in a second, there's no need to shout

So gather the troops of failed democracy
It's time to kill for this hypocrisy
Spitting out treason with cock in hand
Like me or not, I'm your man

Calling the whores from all around
Grab a shovel and let's break this ground
Thanks for your efforts and love n' such
I'm grinding the gears and burning my clutch

And for everyone who has waited so long
I've been working on more than just one song
So rest your minds and clean the slate
I promise my new shit will be worth the… wait