I was gonna do my usual women or fake thug bashing that you people know and love but, after hearing the news, I had to scrap that and address that R. KELLY IS FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!  There are so many random thoughts running around in my head about this that I just gotta get them all out lol.  It all sums up to this though.  I think this is the message we need to get out to our kids about success, determination, money and power.  Just saying "Stay In School" ain't good enough!  But let our young hoodlums know that with some real drive and if you excel at your craft, you can then do whatever the hell your twisted mind desires! 

Money can't buy happiness but, apparently it can buy verdicts!  Just gotta be rich enough to get a beast of a lawyer.  And you can't have regular rapper money, that ain't gonna cut it.  Wanna strong arm and bend over a white hotel receptionist in your hotel room afterhours?  Well you better be paid!  Cuz if you're the best player in NBA, apparently "no" doesn't mean "no", just ask Kobe!  If you only got that Mystical (the rapper who sang "Danger" & "Shake Yo' Ass") money, you gonna wind up serving 6 years for getting head.  Wanna kick it up a notch and just go 187 on your white woman?  Then you better have that OJ / Hertz sponsorship loot!  Wanna spoon with 8-year old little boys, well you better be a Catholic priest or the King of Pop!  Wanna shoot up the club like a certified gangsta?  Then you better have that Diddy and J-Lo kind of change!  You know who's money wasn't long enough?  Shyne!  He was in the same club with them and promptly caught a 10 – year bid leaving Puffy and J-Lo to make all the videos their hearts desire.

This is how we get our children to aspire to greatness!  Show em' you can do whatever you wanna as long as you can foot the legal bill!  I propose this little amendment, "Stay In School, Cuz Broke Niggas Go To Jail" 

Now as much as I don't like knowing little girls are getting pee'd on out there, I do have to say I would've been a little disappointed to never hear another R. Kelly track!  C'mon he's the R in R&B!!!  I don't plan on letting him babysit anytime soon but, I damn sure plan to cop that next album.  And from the looks of the video, shortie didn't seem to mind too much.  The statutory rape is a different thing but, I do know that when I was 14, I moved out the way when people starting peeing.  This young ghetto was loving it!  Someone remind me to tell my daughter in the few years that boys should open doors, pull out chairs and not pee on you!  There are other ways to say you wanna go steady!

Speaking of good music and going back to this case, there was nothing was funnier than the Dave Chappelle Show's "Piss On You" remix: 

Sidenote: If you haven't seen it, for God's sake, click here now!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc

Keenan "When People Pee, I Move" Davis