I've got a list of joke ideas that I jotted down several months back -- probably in late 2007.  Some of the ideas were made into jokes -- my one-liner about being raised by wolves, the one about non-violent mood swings, etc.  Others are lost to time; I can't remember what I meant by "the much better man", or by "fake mustache".  (Presumably I meant a fake mustache.) 

And then there's one line I don't get at all.  The first word is "grandmother", I know that.  And I think the second word is "being", though even that is dependent on the notion that I somehow failed to write a "g", and instead made a bunch of ineffectual  jabbing motions at the paper following the "n".  (A fairly plausible notion.)  And then the last word... I think it starts with a "t", and it has a lot of tall letters, and it COULD be "talked".  Of course, "grandmother being talked" doesn't make any sense, so it's probably not that, unless I stopped writing the idea mid-thought and moved on to the next line.  (Which was "fake mustache", so that doesn't seem urgent enough.)  Of course, I have no recollection of ever thinking anything about grandmothers was funny.  (I did have a bit about my grandmother seeing my TV appearance a couple months ago, but this pre-dates that incident.)

And then I have "Pennsylvania" written in large letters diagonally across the bottom half of the page.  Now, I'm not sure what THAT could mean... I mean, we all know Pennsylvania isn't funny.