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Blake (2)
Sunday, October 12, 2008 

Current mood:  drunk
Category: News and Politics
We know the stock market sucks.  Which is why we have our finances figured out.  Wanna know the secret?

If you purchased $1000 worth of Lehman Bros. stock a year ago, you would have $49 left.
With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left.
With AIG, you would have less than $5.

The hell with that.

We're investing our $1000 in beer.  Once we drink it all, and turn the cans in for aluminum recycling refund, we're making $214.

Take our advice.  Screw the stock market.  Drink up.

It's the 401-Keg plan.
Currently reading:
America's Financial Apocalypse: How to Profit from the Next Great Depression (Condensed Edition)
By Stathis
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Blake
Blake Counts

 
If you purchased $1000 $49 left?
With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left?
With AIG, you would have less than $5?


are these figures right?
 
Posted by Blake on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 9:38 PM
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The TITS

 
We got these figures straight from Lou Dobbs. Don't doubt The Tits.
 
Posted by The TITS on Sunday, October 12, 2008 - 3:17 AM
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Von VonCastle
Chad Hardcastle

 
Tits, your so smart.
 
Posted by Von VonCastle on Sunday, October 12, 2008 - 6:57 PM
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