Here are a few of my favorite redhead sayings...Enjoy!
"Blondes may have more fun but redheads are remembered."
A trucker will slow down for a blonde, stop for a brunette but he'll back up 500 yards for a redhead!
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." Mark Twain
If you want trouble... find your self a redhead.
How do you start an argument with a redhead?
Say something.
"Redheads: more addictive then Heroin"
Blondes are wild, brunettes are true,
but you never know just what a redhead will do!
Carrot tops are green, Einstein!!
"A face without freckles is like a sky without stars!"
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion
missing.
What do you do when a redhead is pissed at you?
Run like hell and don't look back.
People really say these things!!:
"Is it real?" No, the freckles and blond eyebrows also were apart of the hair dye kit.
"People would dye for hair like that" If they died then how would they enjoy it?
"Where did you get such beautiful hair?" I don't know, it was what my mother ordered.
"You're just going to burn if you lay out" No, I will work on my mini tan (freckle) collection.
"Those freckles are going to turn into age spots." No, they won't. You're just jealous.
"You must be Irish." I am but not as much as you think. ;)
"There once was a girl
with a Strawberry Curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
she was very, very good
but when she was bad she was horrid."
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"
Redheads are the sweetest most innocent girls.........when they are asleep.
"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead!"
Lucille Ball, 1972
It's a redhead thing....you wouldn't understand.