Come and see me this month:

Wednesday, December 17, 8 pm – The Villa Roma Lounge, 593 Woodside Road, Redwood City. The 3rd Annual Kenny Altman Birthday Comedy Extravaganza, featuring Dan Edwards, Jeff Applebaum, Loren Kraut, Teri Sarappo, kosher hotdogs, birthday cake, and much more! The Villa Roma is one of the best places in the Bay Area to see comedy these days – come on down, share some laughs and help me celebrate my 54th birthday! No cover, no minimum, 21+ (but the drinks are so good you'll just HAVE to bring some money with you!)

Saturday, December 20, 8 pm – The Hotel California, 580 Geary Street (at Jones), SF. The birthday celebration continues with me, your host Joe Gleckler, and special guests. Gleckler has promised to give me a birthday spanking, and since his parents are gay I'll bet he's had some practice! $5 cover, no minimum, 21+

Tuesday, December 23 and Wednesday, December 24 – The Second Annual Festivus Jubilee. Both shows at 6:00 pm. At the Willow Tree Restaurant, 6513 Regional Street, Dublin. With Jeff Applebaum (12/23 only), Andrew Norelli (12/24), Larry "Bubbles" Brown, Candy Churilla, Ross Turner (12/23), David Kleinberg, Samson Koletkar, Nitin Kant (12/23), Carrie Gilbert, Brett Lillegard and Rick Romero. Featuring the Festivus Pole, The Airing of Grievances, The Re-Gifting Table, and more of your favorite Festivus activities. $37 includes dinner, tax, tip and show (FABULOUS Chinese food!) Tix/info here. Buy your tickets before December 20 at $37; after 12/20 tix go up to $47.

Wow, if I may say so myself, I was right! December is positively sizzlin' hot! I'm gonna get my copy of the B-52's Hot Pants and crank it!

Thank you for supporting live comedy in the San Francisco Bay Area, good night and G-d bless.

Kenny A.