So, I was strolling through the best of Craigslist when I cam upon this post. It's in the Pittsburgh area so don't get too excited all my fellow Idahoans. Here's the original text and subject cause I just can't think of anything to say that would be much different from your own thoughts on the matter. If you want to see the post on the Craigslist site, just click the subject. Have fun!
Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT
I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.