I'm really enjoying the fact that members of the BNP are finding the time and the inclination to leave me offensive messages and be somewhat threatening over the internet. Haven't you got jobs to go to? Silly question eh.

You could though answer me a question. I've recently discovered that I'm part third generation Irish and part fourt generation Turkish. What do I do?

Do I hand myself over to the authorities or do I get a one way ticket back home? But where is home? Is that Turkey or Ireland or somewhere in the middle?

I even discovered that my great grandfather was in the IRA. What on earth was he thinking standing up to the tyrannical, bigoted British Empire?

Hmm what's goin' on?