Asbo Derek's BANK HOLIDAY BENDER Sunday 24th May The Prince Albert, Brighton six til eleven for £5:00

Acts appearing are: GlassEye...Pat Fish .. Asbo Derek .. Brian Blaney .. Cracktown .. Phil Jeays ..

I shall be 'pon the stage with my Gretsch and my beats at about 9:00pm. GlassEye are expected to be on at 10.15pm.

Message from the organisers: "This has to be one of the best events in Brighton this year, not least because Pat Fish will be joining us. Also performing will be Hull’s answer to Same Difference, Cracktown; three wise men who crawled out the swamp, GlassEye; Britain’s Got Brel finalist Phil Jeays; teller of wee tales, Brian Blaney; and, of course, new-look garage cabaret combo Asbo Derek.

It will get full and, yes, it really will start at six. Come early and stay til it all comes to a crashing halt around 11. After all, it's the night before a Bank Holiday and, hey, those bankers deserve a rest. Please enter this into your palm pilots – it’s gonna be special."

Blimey! Hope to see you there, folks.
Rockers onto Mods afterwards on the beach.