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Darby Jarvis


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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 21
Sign: Virgo

City: Claremont
State: New Hampshire
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/29/2006
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 

Current mood:  cheerful
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on
> >>the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was
> >>tired of hearing all the bickering.
> >>Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going
to set
> >>up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will
> >>judge who does the better job."
> >>
> >>So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
> >>
> >>They moused.
> >>
> >>They faxed.
> >>
> >>They e-mailed.
> >>
> >>They e-mailed with attachments.
> >>
> >>They downloaded.
> >>
> >>They did spreadsheets!
> >>
> >>They wrote reports.
> >>
> >>They created labels and cards.
> >>
> >>They created charts and graphs.
> >>
> >>They did some genealogy reports
> >>
> >>They did every job known to man.
> >>
> >>Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell.
> >>
> >>Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed
> >>across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the
power
> >>went off.
> >>
> >>Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in
> >>the underworld.
> >>
> >>Jesus just sighed.
> >>
> >>Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their
> >>computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
> >>
> >>"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went
out!"
> >>
> >>Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the
> >>past two hours of work.
> >>
> >>Satan observed this and became irate.
> >>
> >>"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has
all his
> >>work and I don't have any?"
> >>
> >>God just shrugged and said,
> >>
> >>JESUS SAVES.
> >
12:59 AM
 
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