Do you know how real news anchors often play fake news anchors in TV shows and movies? Well, yours truly had shot a bunch of scenes for the upcoming ABC telemovie Path To 9/11 - but because of the stink kicked up by some Democrats angry that the true story was being distorted and misrepresented, all my scenes have been cut.

For example, in one scene, I announced that Clinton was literally in bed with Monica Lewinsky when Osama Bin Laden showed up at the White House for tea. I go on to claim that the CIA, FBI and NSA all wanted to kill him but Clinton wouldnt give the green light because he refused to be disturbed. Of course, by the time Clintons pulled his pants up, Bin Ladens stormed off in a tiff and is planning his revenge in a hidden Pakistani cave.

I still hold out hope that the scene where I announce that Clinton and Bin Laden have a secret love child together makes it in. If I dont, I have to give my SAG card back.


To read more of Gordon Winston-Smythe's thoughts go to his blog: http://gwinston.wordpress.com/