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Garrett Hargrove


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Age: 30
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City: AUSTIN
State: TEXAS
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Saturday, November 15, 2008 

Category: Friends
So, a friend and I are writing a low budget script to hopefully shoot in the near future.  Our lead character... we're having some trouble naming.  So... any suggestions for a good stripper name. 

Our stripper is going to at first seem pretty innocent, then have a pretty strong strain of crazy running through her.  So any stripper names that you think might represent a person of that nature. 

And no, doing the "Use your first pet's name and the street you grew up on" doesn't work.  "Erin Poplar Hill" just doesn't convey what we need it to. 

So, go nuts.  What do you got?
Ali

 
I can only give you names of the strippers I have known. They were all part of my book group, I swear:

Cami, Stage Name: Caress
Kelly, Stage Name: Machine Gun Kelly (no kidding)
Jessica, Stage Name: Mercedes


Good luck! And if you need to do anymore research on the subject, feel free to send a stipend my way and I'll do an exhaustive survey - only for the good of your artistic endeavors of course.
 
Posted by Ali on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 6:05 PM
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Garrett
Garrett Hargrove

 
You're a good man, Ali Sabzevari.
 
Posted by Garrett on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 7:31 PM
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Ben Williams

 
Angel or Honey? Are you wanting a first and last name?
 
Posted by Ŧ Ben Ŧ on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 8:43 PM
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Garrett
Garrett Hargrove

 
It could be two names or one name. Honey Rider and Pussy Galore (to take a page from Ian Fleming) would be appropriate for the story.
 
Posted by Garrett on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 9:54 PM
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5thAngel

 
Kitty La'queur (Liqueur)

Innocent with a little fire water for spice
 
Posted by 5thAngel on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 3:10 AM
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Trenton
Trenton Cornehl

 
Ok, I have a few:

Ambrosia - great Greek God connection

Lusty Loraine

Gypsy Rose

Lady Main

Velvet Mills

Gentlemen, put your hands together for the lovely Herniya - She really lets it all hang out, doesn't she, fellas?

I'm tellin ya guys, I'm really getting the warm fuzzies for our next pretty performance artist! This luscious little Latina is so fine, soft and supple... Let's give a warm welcome to the lovely
Vicuna.

Bambi

Daisy

Candy
 
Posted by Trenton on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 4:58 PM
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Garrett
Garrett Hargrove

 
Garrett is a huge stripper name. I can't even begin to count all the times I stumbled into strip clubs and heard "and now coming onto stage is Garrett!"
 
Posted by Garrett on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 4:53 PM
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