Aight you ought to all get a kick out of this. The twins were yellin food food. So I put them up in their high chairs, cut a muffin in half, sprayed both sides with butter and nuked it for 25 seconds. It came out pretty hot, so I blew on it a little bit and put the halves on their trays. I said to Brianna, it's hot, you need to blow on it. She pulled her muffin half close, leaned over it and shot snot out her nose onto the muffin. I laughed so effing hard that snot came out of my nose. She was doing exactly what I told her to do, just with the wrong part of her face. I wish you could have seen it.
~Mike