Last Wedesday (The 4th), our drummer Rob underwent a procedure to make him sound like Barry White.
He got to the Hospital in the morning and they took him in, opened his nose up and cut his shit to pieces.
According to him, they cut out some of his nasal pollips... And did something called a septoplasty... Sounds like bollocks to me.
I know for a fact, that 'septoplasty' is actually a French dish involving goats cheese and a single slice of cured ham. He can't pull the wool over my well educated eyes.

In all honesty, he underwent the procedure so that he could overthrow the rest of us and become the bands lead vocalist. The only downfall in his plan, is that he is a sissy girl, and he couldn't overthrow us if we were being overthrown and he was the one doing it.
Have you seen him without a shirt on?! Honestly, I could snap him in two with a weak blast of air from my crevice.

In saying this however, we still love him and wish him a speedy recovery.
Get well soon Rob.
You fucking clown.

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