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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Sign: Aries

City: Victoria Point
State: Queensland
Country: AU
Monday, January 28, 2008 01:33 PM

Current mood:  happy
Ambulance ... Seeing an ambulance is very unlucky unless you pinch your nose or hold your breath until you see a black or a brown dog. (Umm ok I think thats cause to send for an ambulance)
 
Apples ... Think of five or six names of boys or girls you might marry, As you twist the stem of an apple, recite the names until the stem comes off. You will marry the person whose name you were saying when the stem fell off.  (aww Mch this what you should have done to nab Johnny lol)
 
Bed ... When making the bed, don't interrupt your work, or you will spend a restless night in it. (EWWW bad words - work & making the bed)
 
Bee ... A swarm of bees settling on a roof is an omen that the house will burn down (UH OH !!)
 
Broom ... Do not lean a broom against a bed. The evil spirits in the broom will cast a spell on the bed. (BAD BROOM - BAD .. thats why I dont sweep LOL)
 
Cat ... A cat onboard a ship is considered to bring luck (so if it falls overboard is it then called a Wet Pu sahhh doesnt matter lol)
 
Cigarettes ... It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same match (What the..?? bloody good match )
 
Cough ... To cure a cough: take a hair from the coughing person's head, put it between two slices of buttered bread, feed it to a dog, and say, "Eat well you hound, may you be sick and I be sound." (no more going to the Drs for me - vets maybe but no Drs ahahaaa)
 
Cows ... Cows lifting their tails is a sure sign that rain is coming (and here I thought it was to swish the flies or to Poop)
 
Dandelion ... Pick a dandelion that has gone to seed. Take a deep breath and blow the seeds into the wind. Count the seeds that remain on the stem. That is the number of children you will have (Why ohhh Why wasnt there only 1?)
 
Dog ... A dog howling at night when someone in the house is sick is a bad omen (Yep its gonna poop on ya rug because you wouldnt let it outside)
 
Elephant ... Pictures of an elephant bring luck, but only if they face a door (yeah right would you enter a house that a HUGE elephant at the door?)
 
Fishing ... It's bad luck to say the word "pig" while fishing at sea (Remember this 1 guys) What the???
 
Fork ... To drop a fork means a man is coming to visit (Ima dropping it but Sean's not here yet!!!)
 
Friday the 13th ... It is traditionally believed that Eve tempted Adam with the apple on a Friday. Tradition also has it that the Flood in the Bible, the confusion at the Tower of Babel, and the death of Jesus Christ all took place on Friday (Bummer)
 
Frog ... The dried body of a frog worn in a silk bag around the neck averts epilepsy and other fits. (oh Im sure it does)
 
Good Friday ... Cut your hair on Good Friday to prevent headaches in the year to come (Only a few months to go)
 
Hair ... Pulling out a gray or white hair will cause ten more to grow in its place (I KNOW I KNOW ALRIGHT!!!)
 
Itch ... If your nose itches you will soon be kissed by a fool (or it just needs a good pickin')
 
Knife ... A knife placed under the bed during childbirth will ease the pain of labor (Just dont let your hubby/boyfriend stand to close to the bed lol)
 
Lettuce ... Lettuce is believed to have magical and healing properties, including the power to arouse love and counteract the effects of wine (Waahoooo bring on the lettuce!!)
 
Mistletoe ... Mistletoe in the house protects it from thunder and lightning. It also cures many diseases, is an antidote to poison and brings good luck and fertility (Waaahoooo except the fertility part)
 
Nose ... If your nose itches, someone is coming to see you (or once again it might just need a good pick)
 
Onion ... A wish will come true if you make it while burning onions (Oh Im sure it does - ever smelt burning onions?)
 
Pencil ... If you use the same pencil to take a test that you used for studying for the test, the pencil will remember the answers (Thats where I went wrong!!!)
 
Rocking Chair ... If you leave a rocking chair rocking when empty, it invites evil spirits to come into your house to sit in the rocking chair (aww they're only sitting - taking a load off)
 
Spider ... A spider is a repellent against plague when worn around the neck in a walnut shell (now where did I put that walnut shell?)
 
Tongue ... If you bite your tongue while eating, it is because you have recently told a lie (Or the bloody thing just got in the road lol)
 
Umbrella ... It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside the house, especially if you put it over your head (so if a pipe bursts you want me to get soaked? Bugger off!!)
 
Valentines Day ... If a woman sees a robin flying overhead on Valentine's Day, it means she will marry a sailor. If she sees a sparrow, she will marry a poor man and be very happy. If she sees a goldfinch, she will marry a millionaire (DAMN those goldfinches Damn them !!)
 
Watermelon ... A watermelon will grow in your stomach if you swallow a watermelon seed (holy crap I thought it was the fat shirt I was wearing!!!)
 
X ... The number of Xs in the palm of your right hand is the number of children you will have. (lets see how many of you count them LOL)
 
Yawn ... A yawn is a sign that danger is near (yep because it means Im tired & my partner is in danger of Missing Out psml)
 
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