The Hotdog Sandwich: This has always been a personal favorite of mine. When there's no meat in the house and you have a lion type hunger for a quick and easy meal.
Boil a pack of hotdogs. You will need approx 3 hotdogs per sandwich. Do not microwave or your dogs will shrivel up and burn into what I call Freddy Krueger's.
Once the hotdogs have boiled approx 10 minutes on high heat, they are ready to remove from the water. Please use a fork when removing. Hotdogs may be extremely hot. Or if you're a bad motherfucker with quick fingers or if you haven't washed the dishes yet….no fork is needed.
Lay hotdogs on a napkin and let cool.
While the hotdogs are cooling get the bread for your sandwich ready. I normally used ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and sliced cheese.
Check and make sure the dogs are cool enough for handling.
Using a steak knife. You will slice the hotdogs down the middle (long way). Splitting the hotdogs into two halves. The reason for splitting is so the dogs will lay flat on the bread while eating. If you don't slice the dogs you are putting yourself at risk of a condiment covered hotdog rolling out of your sandwich onto an undesired surface.
Your hotdog sandwich is now ready to eat. If entertaining guests hotdog sandwiches are best served with any potato chip (Example: Ruffles, Fritos, or Cheetoh's the puffy kind)
The Ghost: Bologna has gotten a bad wrap over the years. I find it amazing that people will damn bologna, but will eat hotdogs religiously…..IT'S THE SAME SHIT!!! One's round and tubular and ones flat get over it….sorry I got side tracked. The Ghost is a term I gave an odd meal that basically is a sandwich with no bread. Sometimes you don't have any bread, or you have the heel of the bread and that heel-ish next piece of bread. And you're just not feeling that. So you grab a slice of bologna (or your cold cut of choice) and a slice of cheese. Stack or roll together and bite. And add to the effect, put a tablespoon of mayonnaise on a saucer and dip your ghost in it…….deeeeelish!!!
The Bologna and Egg Sandwich aka "The Bus Stop": Okay I know you're wondering why I called this one "The Bus Stop" the name derives from my past experiences with this sandwich. I've always made this sandwich when I wanted a warm filling breakfast before heading off for a long hard day of sleeping in school.
You will need 2 slices of bologna and 2 large grade A eggs.
Make sure you remove the red sealing plastic from the individual bologna slices, though it is edible……don't ask!!! It will melt when applied to heat and will make the kitchen smell something terrible. Place the bologna in a cast iron skillet on high heat. Fry the bologna until it takes a dome shape, then flip and repeat.
Once you have your desired slices of bologna cooked place them on a napkin. With the skillet still on high heat. Crack your eggs into the skillet. Do not scramble the eggs. Let the eggs cook until you are able to flip it with the spatula. You want to keep the eggs in one piece so you can keep it all on the sandwich when eating.
Add black pepper and salt to the eggs if desired.
While the eggs are still hot add a slice of cheese. I personally use marble jack cheddar.
Place bologna, eggs, and cheese on two slices of bread. I've noticed that toasting the bread will prevent the bread from sticking to your fingers when eating.
Place this sandwich in a paper towel and head out of the door….don't forget your homework!!!
Sugar Ice: This is a simple and sweet drink on those hot summer days. This is usually consumed when there is "ABSOLUTELY" nothing sweet to eat or drink in the house. I've found that this is used in extreme cases only.
Get a cup of ice
Pour in you desired amount of sugar
And drink……told you it was simple!!!
Do not substitute sugar with brown sugar. It "will" give you diarrhea.
Ramen Noodles with Cheese: This was a personal favorite of mine in the early 90's which would explain the gallery of chubby early teen pics in pictures. My mother is a cook by trade so which mean there was not a lot of cooking at home going on.
Bring a medium sized pot of water to a boil
Place your Ramen Noodles in the water. If you are one of those people that place the noodles in before the water boils, I think it's weird but that's fine too.
Once the noodles have separated pour in the seasoning: chicken, beef, or shrimp…if you're feeling swanky. Pour on the seasoning after you've removed the noodles the pot is fine too. It makes the flavor more noticeable.
With a minimal amount of liquid remaining in the noodles mix your cheese in. I suggest shredded cheese, slices cheese does not melt well and usually results in cheese balls in your noodles.
Add slices hotdogs chunks to the mixture if desired.
Swamp Water: Have you ever had the dilemma of going to the kool-aid drawer and realizing that you don't have two flavors that matched? But that's not gonna stop you from enjoying a cool refreshing drink right? So what are you gonna do? You grab what you have left……and make a picture of kool-aid with grape and orange. And you ask yourself where does the name "Swamp Water" come from? It comes from the brownish green color the kool-aid takes from the mixture of the two flavors. Feel free to be creative and explore the mixtures of different flavors and see what you come up with.
The Choke Sandwich: No jelly? Or have you seen your sister making a PB&J sandwich and licking the knife and sticking it back in the jelly jar for more jelly. Or have you opened the jelly jar and realized that the jelly could possible be two years old, and has peanut butter residue in it……in short a total turn off!!! But it's not over for you. A choke sandwich is a peanut butter sandwich. The name comes from the difficulty of swallowing of each bite. To add to the degree of difficulty add more peanut butter, and use wheat bread instead of white.
The Governor: Do they still make government cheese? With the condition this country is in we could see it make a comeback. In short "The Governor" is a grilled cheese sandwich made with thickly sliced government cheese. It melts fast and easy. If you are unfamiliar with government cheese use it IMMEDIATELY. Once it hits air, it will start to mold. And be careful when eating this sandwich. When you bite into it the cheese will ooze out the sides and burn the shit out of your face.