So I am TRYING to find the perfect outfit to wear to the Emmy's this weekend and every place I go to only has those boring long dresses Debra Messing would wear, and I mean beige, AS IF!

I think I will have to design something and get Donatella to whip it up for me. I mean I don't want to go dressed like her though, I can't have the drag queens thinking I am trying to copy them! They do look fabulous, but you need big feet to wear those big shoes.

I hope I sit next to Jennifer Anniston this year cause I am dying to give her some Girly advice. There is no point going out with Vince Vaughn just to make Brad jealous cause he is so busy living in primitive hovels he wouldn't even be reading 'Variety'anyway. And besides Vince isn't even really a threat, you need someone who is the opposite of Brad and does wash, someone younger too, like Jesse Metcalf, then he'll really be spewing.

Anyway, I will let you know how I get on at the Emmy's no doubt me and Joan (Rivers) will have a great bitch and I will have LOTS of goss when I get back!

LOVE and GLITTER.

Girly. xo