Let's get right to it - these chronicles are totally real.
Last year I found a new friend, his name is Craig. Like our pal Tom, he's friends with a lot of people. I'm not going to bore you with tales of how he helped me find a job, sell some of my extra furniture or buy computer accessories. What I will tell you about is all the men that Craig has fixed me up with. There haven't been that many, less than a dozen, but I've chosen to write about all of them. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, my accounts will always leave you with a smile on your face - whether you can relate to my story or are just happy that it happend to me and not you. You'll get to read bits and pieces of what I've written over the past year, along with what is happening now.

Here's the first thing I wrote:

9-18-05

It's Only Sex Right?
I'm not sure what I want or expect from my Craig List's experience.
Today I met Huge (his email name). I answered an ad of his last Friday, Hung 4 U tonight-
no joke. The photo he showed was the typical CL dick pic, the text said he was 36, bi-racial, perpetually hard, looking to play (masterbate) in front of a single woman or group. Oh, and it mentioned something or other about being blessed with 10" - of course I had to see for myself.

After a week of emails, him asking for pics, me describing what I want, 1 drunk email from me after my first 'date' with R, I sent the final blow. Friday's email to Huge -
You coming over tonight?
I want to see what you do.
this was about 2pm. Wait...wait...ribbit.
Finally a response - "I was very busy, just checking email now, blah, blah, blah. I didn't realize you were inviting me over.....SHIT! I'll call tomorrow and set something up."
We did for Sun (9-18-05), around 1 pm.