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Current mood:  amused Category: Writing and Poetry
So what does being a Sex Toy reviewer actually mean for me?
I've learnt not to answer the door straight after I've opened my parcels. The postman nearly fell off his bike when he saw the massive vibrator I had just unwrapped! No, kidding. Since that faithful day, I've had more postmen than hot dinners. I'm sure they're taking it in turns to 'have a look' at what the saucy little bint down the road 'is up to now'.
How did I know the postman was going to drop off a delivery and then come back with another one, two minutes later? When I answered the door the second time round, I was so excited at the prospect of trying out my new Silicone Peacock Cock, I just didn't think when I opened the door! I was buzzing, in more ways than one...
Oh well, it could be worse. The local vicar, or one of my mother's friends, could have popped round. Then I'd have to come up with some very handy excuses for what I was holding in my hand.
'Er, hello Vic. Like my new Cosmo Silicone kitchen gadget? It whips up my Victoria sponge mixture a treat, in fact, my cakes have never risen so high.'
Honest!
Have a spanking good day,
Angelika
5:19 AM
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